Tonight's Euro qualification games

[DoomMerchant]

if harry kane was nigerian questions would be asked over his age
there's no way that hairline is 22

Robben-esque. He does have oldface as well to match the hairline.

Unrelated, if Sterling had to play with Rooney he'd be cursing his luck. Every decent ball into him Rooney fucks up and half the time begs for a foul. Serge would have those glued to his feet and playing Sterling in. Fat, bald Shreky cunt. He's really 1000% crap. If he was in our squad he'd barely make the bench.

cheers

[london blue 2]

Haha on shaw:

"That's a foul... In many ways it's good defending.."

[mr_nool]

You English are spoilt as fuck. You've not lost a single point so far, but are still whinging. Meanwhile Sweden are throwing away what looked like a certain qualification four days ago.

[london blue 2]

Well done waheem well done wooney

[Badthinginator]

He may be a rag. But tonight he's English. Fair play Rooney. I hope a young City academy player is watching and ready to beat it.

[nottsblue]

Not watching out of principle. How bad has the wankfest been?

[Nigels Tackle]

You English are spoilt as fuck. You've not lost a single point so far, but are still whinging. Meanwhile Sweden are throwing away what looked like a certain qualification four days ago.

if only we were as good at football as we are at whinging...

[Wonderwall]

To be fair. Shrek is a good player and has been for years. He will get to 60 goals I think. It's a decent achievement even though he plays for a shit team.

Without him they would be in trouble and if we had have bought him a few seasons ago?

[Dameerto]

To be fair. Shrek is a good player and has been for years. He will get to 60 goals I think. It's a decent achievement even though he plays for a shit team.

Without him they would be in trouble and if we had have bought him a few seasons ago?

If he keeps taking the penalties I agree with you.

[nottsblue]

To be fair. Shrek is a good player and has been for years. He will get to 60 goals I think. It's a decent achievement even though he plays for a shit team.

Without him they would be in trouble and if we had have bought him a few seasons ago?

If he keeps taking the penalties I agree with you.

It would take him at least three more years to get to 60 goals I reckon. Surely he won't still be playing by then...

[DoomMerchant]

To be fair. Shrek is a good player and has been for years. He will get to 60 goals I think. It's a decent achievement even though he plays for a shit team.

Without him they would be in trouble and if we had have bought him a few seasons ago?

i don't really think he's a good player anymore. Wait. Let's level set this terminology....he might be a "good" player in that he can play football pretty well, but he's not a great player anymore. Nowhere close in my mind.

cheers

[Wonderwall]

To be fair. Shrek is a good player and has been for years. He will get to 60 goals I think. It's a decent achievement even though he plays for a shit team.

Without him they would be in trouble and if we had have bought him a few seasons ago?

i don't really think he's a good player anymore. Wait. Let's level set this terminology....he might be a "good" player in that he can play football pretty well, but he's not a great player anymore. Nowhere close in my mind.

cheers

Agreed doomy. He is the main man I worry about in a derby and he will be this season. The day I don't care is the day he is a gonner

[Slim]

I think on his day he can be very good, but when was the last time it was "his day"? However, 50 international goals is some achievement and he should be very proud of that. Of course, that prick I played in the last H2H also had him in their team, thank god he can't score at all for his club team.

[DoomMerchant]

To be fair. Shrek is a good player and has been for years. He will get to 60 goals I think. It's a decent achievement even though he plays for a shit team.

Without him they would be in trouble and if we had have bought him a few seasons ago?

i don't really think he's a good player anymore. Wait. Let's level set this terminology....he might be a "good" player in that he can play football pretty well, but he's not a great player anymore. Nowhere close in my mind.

cheers

Agreed doomy. He is the main man I worry about in a derby and he will be this season. The day I don't care is the day he is a gonner

i think you, and I, only worry about him in the derby because it's salt in the wounds if he scores...esp. after that fucking non-stop replayed shin-kick bullshit goal from a few years ago.

Look, if he died today by choking on a ham sammich i would fucking laugh and i would only say that about a few cunts in the world, and most of those are terrorist despots who kills fuckers for a living.

cheers

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Say what you like but the achievement is well and truly asterixed for my money since every second game is against fucking San marino. Does he eve escore against decent opposition and if he had the schedule of previous record holders would he had gotten it?

[Slim]

Say what you like but the achievement is well and truly asterixed for my money since every second game is against fucking San marino. Does he eve escore against decent opposition and if he had the schedule of previous record holders would he had gotten it?

So he's scored 5 against San Marino, if he scores another 5 will you remove your asterix, Obelix?

[Wonderwall]

Say what you like but the achievement is well and truly asterixed for my money since every second game is against fucking San marino. Does he eve escore against decent opposition and if he had the schedule of previous record holders would he had gotten it?

I saw his 50 goal record and it's pretty abysmal with regards to opposition. However, the record books don't care about that.

The problem I have is seeing, listening and reading about it for the rest of my days. At least I was around to see how shit he could be.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Say what you like but the achievement is well and truly asterixed for my money since every second game is against fucking San marino. Does he eve escore against decent opposition and if he had the schedule of previous record holders would he had gotten it?

So he's scored 5 against San Marino, if he scores another 5 will you remove your asterix, Obelix?

Obvs didn't mean that to be literal. Clearly he hasn't played that exact team 50 times hah.

Asterix stays permanently, unless he tears up a comp firing us to glory. Unlikely. He just pads stats against part timers for my money.

[carl_feedthegoat]

[MilnersJaw]

Say what you like but the achievement is well and truly asterixed for my money since every second game is against fucking San marino. Does he eve escore against decent opposition and if he had the schedule of previous record holders would he had gotten it?

So he's scored 5 against San Marino, if he scores another 5 will you remove your asterix, Obelix?

Obvs didn't mean that to be literal. Clearly he hasn't played that exact team 50 times hah.

Asterix stays permanently, unless he tears up a comp firing us to glory. Unlikely. He just pads stats against part timers for my money.

Agree 100% can't bring myself to praise the ugly cunt. Even for his club he goes missing in big games and yes his goal record against decent opposition for England is abysmal.