Ted Hughes wrote:I'll be sitting in a forest in Scotland, no doubt in the pissing rain, being eaten alive by mosquitoes but hopefully pissed as a fart.
I'll try to get it recorded.
I will be in a caravan in Scotland ( by the shores of Loch Linnhe)
I will definitely be pissed as a fart (I am spending 10 days in a caravan with a pre-menstrual wife and 2 kids under the age of 9)
I will read the match report on-line
(Ted - we have midges in Scotland not mosquitoes. Scottish midges are vicious wee shites who make mosquito bites seem like the kisses of angels. You have been warned !!)