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Postby chef » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:27 pm

4 mins into the wc semi ,a fan invades the pitch..
' that is what happens when you drink on a empty...(wait for it)...HEAD !
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Postby Kladze » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:50 pm

Made sense to me .......
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Re: lawro speaks !

Postby bluechester » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:59 pm

begining to like lawro, i know i shouldnt, but his jokes are sometimes so shite they are funny,

there ive said it, someone send me to rehab
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Re: lawro speaks !

Postby blootoof » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:19 pm

chef wrote:4 mins into the wc semi ,a fan invades the pitch..
' that is what happens when you drink on a empty...(wait for it)...HEAD !


His head aint exactly overcrowded.
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Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:23 pm

Mowbray: "There's just going to be the one minute of added time"
Lawro: "Good"

He's been on fire this past month.
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Re: lawro speaks !

Postby blootoof » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:52 pm

Can you imagine being on death row for a murder you didn't commit, and finding out that you've got to spend years in a cell next to that cunt. I'd use every fuckin hair on my body to make a rope and hang myself.
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Re: lawro speaks !

Postby Elvistheblue » Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:16 am

Last night at the end of the Germany v Spain game....Our very own David Silva takes the ball to the by-line:

Commentator "that should be a goal kick....it came off Silva last.

Lawro "Hey Ho"

I thought it was funny! I'll get my coat.
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Re: lawro speaks !

Postby Fish111 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:31 am

I've always quite liked Lawro as a side-kick commentator. Midly amusing imo. Gotta be better than listening to the 'dogger' on Talk Sport.
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Postby craigmcfc » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:08 am

I find him quite funny at times, better than some of the commentators sidekicks
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Re: lawro speaks !

Postby irblinx » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:27 am

Elvistheblue wrote:Last night at the end of the Germany v Spain game....Our very own David Silva takes the ball to the by-line:

Commentator "that should be a goal kick....it came off Silva last.

Lawro "Hey Ho"

I thought it was funny! I'll get my coat.


It was Lawro that was originally insistent that this should have been a goal kick, despite the replay blatantly showing it coming off the German lad. He consistently calls it wrong and then either ignores the evidence of the replay or just bumbles on when he's proved wrong. I think he should maybe his eyes retested.

His drinking on an empty head quip was just about his best contribution of the entire world cup coverage to be fair, I almost smiled
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