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Postby BobbyJ1956 » Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:48 am

You probably heard already, but news travels slowly here. Anyway there is a report that an Indian holy man who held the world record for the number of days spent doing absolutely nothing in a box is said to be bitterly disappointed now that his record has been broken by Wayne Rooney.
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Re: world record

Postby Fish111 » Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:29 am

Shit joke but it sounds a little better with David Blane inserted instead of an Indian holy man. Good effort anyway. Your not Jimmy Carr are you?
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Re: world record

Postby Rag_hater » Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:33 am

First time I've heard it.
Made me smile:)
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Re: world record

Postby Dameerto » Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:09 am

If I substitute Michael Jackson for Indian Holy Man am I straying into the realms of bad taste?
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