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Sexually frustrated?

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:43 pm

No, not you mate!

The England team? Time for Fabio to let the players have a few hours with their wives/girlfriends?
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Re: Sexually frustrated?

Postby Mark (Blue Army) » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:51 pm

Yeah thats just what they need, all the wives/girlfriends coming out and Terry trying to shag them all causing more disruption.
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Re: Sexually frustrated?

Postby Dameerto » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:53 pm

They're a bunch of wankers so give them a box of tissues each.
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Re: Sexually frustrated?

Postby ruralblue » Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:53 pm

You may be right, I perform much much better at work the following day after spending an evening spanking Ms Rural.
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Re: Sexually frustrated?

Postby Kiss_The_Goat » Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:21 pm

hughesthemancini wrote:No, not you mate!

The England team? Time for Fabio to let the players have a few hours with their wives/girlfriends?


Haha! Yeh sure. Thats the problem. Not the fact that this team is unbalanced, slow, old, overrated and lacking in any form of creative flair.
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Re: Sexually frustrated?

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:35 pm

If Rooney got closer to the opposition centre halves maybe he could have a quick jack russell while heskey digs the ball out and decides what hes going to do with it
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Re: Sexually frustrated?

Postby Blue in the face » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:42 pm

Dameerto wrote:They're a bunch of wankers so give them a box of tissues each.



A whole box each??? One will do between them. If they keep playing like this, they'll be home in another week.
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Re: Sexually frustrated?

Postby blootoof » Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:45 am

hughesthemancini wrote:No, not you mate!

The England team? Time for Fabio to let the players have a few hours with their wives/girlfriends?


Gold leaf shit roll. Garden tool sheds bigger than every Butlins chalet put together I've ever stayed in....PEOPLE TO WATCH YOUR KIDS ON THE RING OF A BELL!

And you want these cunts to fuck models before a game?
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Re: Sexually frustrated?

Postby LCBblue » Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:27 pm

Oh yeah, Terry would certainly love it.
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