Scum snap up four new players

[john@staustell]

Beggars cant be choosers:

World Cup 2010: four North Korea players fail to show for Brazil match

North Korea was scheduled to hold a press conference Friday in which it would be asked why four of its players did not show up for the team's opening match of the World Cup.

(Missing in action: North Korea's substitutes bench was four players light during the 2-1 defeat to Brazil Photo: ACTION IMAGES)

Four players: forward An Chol Hyok, goalkeeper Kim Myong Won, and midfielders Kim Kyong Il and Pak Sung Hyok were listed as officially absent for the 2-1 loss to Brazil on Tuesday.

South Korea's Ilgan Sports newspaper reported on its website that North Korea originally submitted the names of 23 players to world football's governing body FIFA for the Brazil match, but on game day Tuesday, it submitted a different team list with only 19 names.

[blootoof]

Found 'em

[Mark (Blue Army)]

Found 'em

Haha class.

[Martinez]

Found 'em

Just imagine how bad North Korea must be if they chose to escape by SWIMMING away from South Africa.

Where are they going anyway? Antarctica?

[blootoof]

Where are they going anyway? Antarctica?

After listenin to those fuckin horns, probably back to Korea.

[Blue in the face]

Found 'em

Just imagine how bad North Korea must be if they chose to escape by SWIMMING away from South Africa.

Where are they going anyway? Antarctica?

Ha ha. Theres the white cliffs of Dover and you ask are they going to Antartica?

When has an immgrant, or four ever went past England?

[craigmcfc]

Found 'em

Just imagine how bad North Korea must be if they chose to escape by SWIMMING away from South Africa.

Where are they going anyway? Antarctica?

Haha icebergs with a lawn on top. Mind you I don't fancy Englands chances against an Antarctica XI at this moment in time

[Socrates]

Found 'em

Just imagine how bad North Korea must be if they chose to escape by SWIMMING away from South Africa.

Where are they going anyway? Antarctica?

Ha ha. Theres the white cliffs of Dover and you ask are they going to Antartica?

When has an immgrant, or four ever went past England?

We're 55th in the table for highest immigrant population as a percentage of total population. Slightly higher than we will be at football soon. Quick question, if we gave the whole North Korean team political asylum, how quickly could we get them into the England team?

[saulman]

Found 'em

Just imagine how bad North Korea must be if they chose to escape by SWIMMING away from South Africa.

Where are they going anyway? Antarctica?

Ha ha. Theres the white cliffs of Dover and you ask are they going to Antartica?

When has an immgrant, or four ever went past England?

We're 55th in the table for highest immigrant population as a percentage of total population. Slightly higher than we will be at football soon. Quick question, if we gave the whole North Korean team political asylum, how quickly could we get them into the England team?

I'd give it 10 minutes

[eastlandsblue]

It had to be on the cards, Id be surprised if half the team went home

[blootoof]

I wouldn't like to be a relation to any of these players back in Korea.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*