Questions at the ready

[Scatman]

Gary Neville on the times online webchat from 9am

http://timesonline.typepad.com/thegame/ ... bchat.html

[sandman]

It's being moderated :o(

[btajim]

Do you think you could get away with extreme sarcasm?

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

I send a question. See if it gets published. Probably not. I'm sure they only publish the positive ones like "Gaz m8, you are my most favourites playez in da world. My question, is England the bestest country in the world?".

[sandman]

I send a question. See if it gets published. Probably not. I'm sure they only publish the positive ones like "Gaz m8, you are my most favourites playez in da world. My question, is England the bestest country in the world?".

Gaz, my mate reckons that fergies balls taste like Haggis, as a Professional cocksucker is this true?

[Chinners]

Hi Gary. You are a model proffesional and have won countless trophies and international caps during your career. Your presence is much missed in the England squad now over in SA and you can goad opposition fans without punishment from the safety of the pitch. When do you think you will be man enough to actually grow a proper tash?

[Mase]

Dear Dott,

I think you're a cunt. Most people I've spoken to, rags included, think this also. Why do you think you are a cunt? Were you born a cunt or did you just become a cunt when you became a footballer? What does Beckham's dick taste like? How much do you hate Posh Spice? Why are you and your brother never on CBBC anymore? I used to love those funny lines! "To me-To you" they had me in stitches.
Why do you act like a hard man when you're from Greenmount? No one from Greenmount is hard! I walked through there the other night dick swinging and no one said a word!
What does the DB7 tattoo across your left breast mean?
Do you remember when I was 10 and I threw a stone at your house and ran off?
Zac Efron has recently tried to grow a tash like yours. What do you think about the trend you're are setting and how did you become so cool?

Thanks for your time and if I ever see you in the Tottie area I'll be sure to let you know how I feel face to face.

Love Mase x

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

Gary, Are you immensely proud for being such a Man City hero?

[Goaters 103]

Dear Bootlicker/Moron

Do you pencil that stubble and tasche on yourself, or does your rent boy do it for you? Is it true you have an arse like a clown's pocket?

[Ted Hughes]

Is it true that your mother is your sister? Is it true that there's a little village near Notre Dame Cathedral called 'Neville' & that no one apart from your family & Franck Ribery will visit there?

[john68]

Dear Gary,

Question 1...A few years ago you were a member of that famous rag team that was voted the ugliest in the League. I know you are a winner Gary so it must have been heartbreaking for you to only finish 2nd in the individual award behind Luke Chadwick. Did it make you feel very jealous that Luke was more naturally gifted than you?

Question 2...Cast your mind back to the last Maine Road derby, when you fed the Goat. (BTW, it was a marvellous pass) Taggart pulled you off (no comment needed on that Gary) before the end of the game so you could take the plaudits of the City fans. Do you ever feel guilty that you never acknowledged that standing ovation from the City crowd?

Question 3...You are currently having a Telly Tubby house built, which one is your favourite and do you ever wear their outfits in your private moments?

Question 4...Have you ever been arrested for, or found guilty of "Impersonating a Footballer"?

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

What a fucking duller. I mean, even the fucking rags must've been disappointed. Whole point of these things is banter and some funny questions. See Q&A in FourFourTwo for reference. That was fucking boring as predicted.