Friday's B*ll*x

[Chinners]

CITY BOLLOX
Manchester City have joined the chase for Wolfsburg's highly rated Bosnia international striker Edin Dzeko.
Daily Mail

Man City launch mega-bucks raid for four La Liga stars
Manchester City have launched a daring swoop for David Silva and three other La Liga stars.
City chief executive Garry Cook met Valencia president Manuel Llorente in Spain last night to discuss Silva after earlier holding talks with Real Madrid about Gonzalo Higuain, Rafael van der Vaart and Fernando Gago.
Cook told Llorente that City were determined to sign the £25million-rated Silva, who has also been a target for Manchester United and Liverpool.
In a sign of City's vast spending power, he also met Real's director general Jorge Valdano and sporting director Miguel Pardeza to discuss Higuain, Van der Vaart and Gago.
Real are open to offers for the trio to help fund Jose Mourinho's raid on the Premier League for Ashley Cole and Steven Gerrard.
City nearly signed midfield hardman Gago in January and have also been monitoring striker Higuain, who was Real's top scorer in La Liga last season and who is in a contract dispute with the Spanish giants.
They have now added Van der Vaart to their shopping list, who is also on Sir Alex Ferguson's radar, and the Dutch playmaker is not see as part of Real's future.

WAG OF THE DAY
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TRANSFER BOLLOX
Liverpool are considering an £8m move for Atletico Madrid's Portuguese winger Simao as boss Rafael Benitez continues his search for a left winger. Daily Star

Everton boss David Moyes has swooped for Leeds striker Jermaine Beckford and will make him his first signing of the summer.Daily Mirror

Jose Mourinho has pinpointed Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard and Ashley Cole as the type of signings he would like to make at Real Madrid, causing consternation in the boardrooms of Liverpool and Chelsea. The Guardian

West Ham have made a £3m offer for Lyon striker Frederic Piquionne, who spent a year-long loan at Portsmouth last season.Daily Mail

Wolves are closing in on a £7m deal for Burnley striker Steven Fletcher. Daily Mail

Bolton manager Owen Coyle has approached his Arsenal counterpart Arsene Wenger about the possibility of midfielder Jack Wilshere returning on loan next season. Daily Mail

Defender Mario Melchiot is set to join Qatari club Umm Salal. The Wigan skipper, 33, is out of contract and will sign a lucrative deal in the Gulf. The Sun

OTHER BOLLOX

England have suffered a World Cup injury scare after Steven Gerrard limped out of a training session, with the Liverpool midfielder requiring 20 minutes of treatment on his right calf after he pulled up sharply.
Daily Mail

England manager Fabio Capello says Argentina are the team he fears most in the World Cup, claiming they are the team with the most talented players. Daily Mirror

Capello has also warned his England team not to rely on Wayne Rooney in South Africa. Daily Star

Arsenal winger Theo Walcott is sure David Beckham can still be England's secret World Cup weapon - despite injury ruling the former Manchester United and Real Madrid midfielder out of the tournament.
Daily Star

Capello believes Gareth Barry is recovering more quickly than expected from an ankle injury and is inclined to include the holding midfielder in his squad.
The Guardian

Manchester United chief executive David Gill has described the United fans driving the 'green and gold' protest against the Glazer family ownership as "a minority" and suggested that many people who wear the scarves do not even understand the nature of their own protest.The Independent

Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas has revealed to friends he made up his mind to quit after a bust-up surrounding Gunners chairman Peter Hill-Wood. Daily Mirror

The United States's football team have visited the White House for an official World Cup send-off from President Barack Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden and former President Bill Clinton ahead of their flight to South Africa on Sunday.
The Sun

Scotland manager Craig Levein wants England to win the World Cup, claiming it will be "good for Scotland".
The Sun

[Slim]

Great news about Baz, I don't think he is vital to get out of the group, but will become more important in the latter stages.

[Beefymcfc]

Great news about Baz, I don't think he is vital to get out of the group, but will become more important in the latter stages.

I'm with you on that mate and it will be good to see him playing that natural holding midfield role without someone like NDJ suffocating him.

[The Man In Blue]

The Manchester U***d chief executive, David Gill, has described the U***d fans driving the "green and gold" protest against the Glazer family ownership as "a minority" and suggested that many people who wear the scarves do not even understand the nature of the protest they symbolise

Blammo. nail on the head there you fucker.

[Crossie]

Ill have a little pee of excitment if we sign van der vaart

[Vhero]

The Manchester U***d chief executive, David Gill, has described the U***d fans driving the "green and gold" protest against the Glazer family ownership as "a minority" and suggested that many people who wear the scarves do not even understand the nature of the protest they symbolise

Blammo. nail on the head there you fucker.

Indeed it is quite funny really.

[Beefymcfc]

I don't belive what David Gill has just said to the Daily Bollx:

The GaY'ers are just the small-minded Cretinous United None True Supports Group (CUNTS for short) who wouldn't know what football was if it poked them up the Arse. We actually had a plan to get rid of the Gay CUNTS but soon realised that we would have had to get rid of 95% of the crowd, which would leave us with just the Management Team and a load of Old Fogies on the bench. Maybe they'll come to their senses soon and allow us to do what is right for the club. We are aiming for a £2 Billion debt before we sell to the GaY Knights from Canal Street, who actually know if it poked them up the Arse.

[Chinners]

I don't belive what David Gill has just said to the Daily Bollx:

The GaY'ers are just the small-minded Cretinous U***d None True Supports Group (CUNTS for short) who wouldn't know what football was if it poked them up the Arse. We actually had a plan to get rid of the Gay CUNTS but soon realised that we would have had to get rid of 95% of the crowd, which would leave us with just the Management Team and a load of Old Fogies on the bench. Maybe they'll come to their senses soon and allow us to do what is right for the club. We are aiming for a £2 Billion debt before we sell to the GaY Knights from Canal Street, who actually know if it poked them up the Arse.

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