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Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:01 am
by Chinners
TRANSFER BOLLOX
Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini is ready to offload Emmanuel Adebayor, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Wayne Bridge and Stephen Ireland and will make a £50m move for Liverpool striker Fernando Torres.The Sun

Real Madrid are preparing to launch a £20m move for Manchester United's France defender Patrice Evra, with Arsenal's Gael Clichy, Chelsea's Ashley Cole and Fiorentina's Juan Manuel Vargas the other left-backs on Real's summer shortlist. Daily Mail

Barcelona are ready to make a summer bid for Newcastle defender Steven Taylor, who is valued at around £8m.
Daily Mirror

Manchester City could make a move for Bayern Munich's 32-year-old striker Luca Toni, who is currently on loan at Italian side Roma. imscouting.com

Manchester City and Aston Villa are competing to sign PSV Eindhoven's Bulgarian international right-back Stanislav Manolev, 24, for £5m. Daily Mail

Argentina striker Carlos Tevez is on the verge of demanding a transfer away from Manchester City with Liverpool ready to pay £18m. footylatest.com

West Brom have put a £12m price tag on sought-after midfielder Graham Dorrans. West Ham have had a £4m bid rejected while Arsenal, Manchester City and Everton are also interested in the Scotland international. Daily Mirror

Manchester United have made a move for Estudiantes striker Mauro Boselli whose arrival will be made possible by the sale of Bulgarian forward Dimitar Berbatov in the summer. footylatest.com

Sunderland are prepared to spend £5m to make defender Alan Hutton's move from Tottenham permanent. Daily Mirror

Everton have emerged as favourites to beat Fulham to the signature of Wigan defender Paul Scharner with the Austrian likely to be part of a clear-out at the DW stadium this summer. Daily Mail

Wigan's clear-out will also include defender Mario Melchiot and midfielders Jason Koumas and Olivier Kapo. Daily Mirror

Wolves manager Mick McCarthy is considering a loan bid for Tottenham striker Robbie Keane, who is currently on loan at Celtic, however, Spurs would prefer a permanent £8m deal. Daily Mail

McCarthy also wants Hull winger Stephen Hunt for £3m as well as Tigers centre-half Kamil Zayatte. Daily Mirror

OTHER BOLLOX
Manchester United have lined up two replacements just in case manager Sir Alex Ferguson does decide to retire this summer. Daily The Sun

Portsmouth fear that goalkeeper David James will make his final appearance for the club in the FA Cup final against Chelsea on 15 May. Daily Mirror

Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand, who has missed the last two matches with a groin strain, says he is fit to return for Sunday's trip to Sunderland. The Sun

The agent representing Blackburn midfielder Morten Gamst Pedersen says the Norwegian international wants to stay at the club. Daily Mirror

Manchester United's new strips for next season have been photographed - with the look reminiscent of what the club used to wear in the 1980s.The Sun

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:52 am
by ENIAM NAM
£18m for Tevez!!!!

We will have Torres for £25m then!

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:57 am
by Vhero
Its mad £18m for Tevez because we are rich the papers think we will except low ball amounts lol.. Besides he ain't for sale the problem they have is they don't see how he would stay if we don't hit 4th but to be fair if we wasn't so close I doubt they would have said anything. Damn press will do anything to sell a paper.

I think if we come 4th Fergescum might retire this season out of pure fear from the blue side of Manchester. If we don't he will hang on another season just so he can say while he was there we were never a threat as he he is that big headed.

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:09 am
by ashton287
ENIAM NAM wrote:£18m for Tevez!!!!

We will have Torres for £25m then!


FUCK THAT

carlos tevez - 28 goals and 7 assists so far this season, not to mention the hatricks and the effort he makes all over the pitch.
torres - 22 goals and is a fucking fairy injured all the time(santa crop esque).

if they want tevez they can pay us 30 million plus torres or get fucked.

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:27 am
by john@staustell
As big a set of bollox as I've seen really, the silly season must be approaching.

Why on earth offload Adebayor when we're still short of strikers?
Why offload our only decent left back - when we buy another Wayne can be cover?
Tevez Hahahahahahahahahahah. Skint Liverpool paying his wages? Yeah right. 18M? Hahahahahahaha
Semi-retired Luca Toni when we have all the money in the world? Let me think - Toni or Adebayor? - Hmm

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:31 am
by eastlandsblue
Thats why the threads called B*ll*x

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:13 am
by shawzy
So were getting shut of 5 players now! No direct quotes,nothing...That Neil Custis is a right wanker.

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:17 am
by stinky pete
bin dippers wll buy no one if they dont get sold and the fat waiter goes to juventus.

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:21 am
by Esky
Biggest bollox in a long long while. Impressive.

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:22 am
by brite blu sky
im not sure why anyone takes this crap seriously at the best of times, but at this time of year it is always more than ridiculous..

the end of the world is nigh.. mark my words !!!

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:46 am
by Ted Hughes
shawzy wrote:So were getting shut of 5 players now! No direct quotes,nothing...That Neil Custis is a right wanker.


Indeed he is & a lying, bitter, rag one at that.

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:07 pm
by gillie
I got a phone call off my Dad about the crap in the Stun i just laughed but my Dad who is a closet rag actually believes it such a shame that i cant get through to him.

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:11 pm
by eastlandsblue
gillie wrote:I got a phone call off my Dad about the crap in the Stun i just laughed but my Dad who is a closet rag actually believes it such a shame that i cant get through to him.



The rags believe, or want too anyway, most of the negatie crap thats spouted. Thats why you can hear the bitterness in their voices. One actually said they would rather lose the title than see us finish in the top 4, now thats real bitterness

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:44 pm
by john@staustell
stinky pete wrote:bin dippers wll buy no one if they dont get sold and the fat waiter goes to juventus.


On the contrary, they have just made their big summer splash already. £1.7M+ from Charlton I believe!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 25,00.html

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:51 am
by Niall Quinns Discopants
john@staustell wrote:
stinky pete wrote:bin dippers wll buy no one if they dont get sold and the fat waiter goes to juventus.


On the contrary, they have just made their big summer splash already. £1.7M+ from Charlton I believe!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 25,00.html


To be fair, from what I've read, this Shelvey feller is supposed to be real thing.

Re: Wednesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:23 am
by Esky
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
john@staustell wrote:
stinky pete wrote:bin dippers wll buy no one if they dont get sold and the fat waiter goes to juventus.


On the contrary, they have just made their big summer splash already. £1.7M+ from Charlton I believe!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 25,00.html


To be fair, from what I've read, this Shelvey feller is supposed to be real thing.


Yep. He and Jovanovic should prove two decent signings on the cheap.