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Go on, who's gonna be first to post the Gerrard rumours?

Postby blootoof » Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:26 pm

Not me, I'd never google 'Gerrard affair' and post the results on here, never! :)
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Postby Im_Spartacus » Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:40 pm

me neither, be funny as fuck if its true though

with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile........
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Postby Manx Blue » Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:55 pm

Is it Common knowledge already?
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Postby blootoof » Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:57 pm

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Postby blootoof » Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:59 pm

Manx Blue wrote:Is it Common knowledge already?


It's posted all over the place.
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Postby Manx Blue » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:05 pm

blootoof wrote:
Manx Blue wrote:Is it Common knowledge already?


It's posted all over the place.


FFS Blootoof....do I have to tell you the gag?
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Postby Original Dub » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:06 pm

Excellent.

Blootoof you little bitch.

I love it.
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Postby lets all have a disco » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:06 pm

Come on we've all been there.
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Postby Manx Blue » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:07 pm

Original Dub wrote:Excellent.

Blootoof you little bitch.

I love it.


Your all a bunch of Bastards!! ;)
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Postby blootoof » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:14 pm

lets all have a disco wrote:Come on we've all been there.


You do know she's only just turned 16? ;)
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Postby razor400 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:18 pm

Urm, WTF are you cunts on about?
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Postby Blue in North London » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:20 pm

I guess the song will have to change to "Stevie Gerrard.....the baby is YOURS". Although we all know the first baby is Sven's ;)

So no-one knows about Kris Commons then? ;)
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Postby OliverHardy » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:22 pm

maybe wwe should leave this subject alone, dont want to be closed down for liable
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Re: Go on, who's gonna be first to post the Gerrard rumours?

Postby Manx Blue » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:23 pm

Firstly....Gerrard is in Madrid...Not Court.

Secondly... why would he try for an injunction when Terry was given the KB?

I wonder who could revel in such information being divulged on the day of an important game...MMMM

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Postby blootoof » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:25 pm

razor400 wrote:Urm, WTF are you cunts on about?


fom the same guy who reported the England's Brave John Terry thing 2 days before it got out.

Gerrard moving abroad in the summer because his wife's having an affair with a Derby County player and he's got a 16 year old pregnant, and she's keeping it. Apparently everyone in Liverpool has already accepted that he's going. He's in court at the moment trying to stop it all coming out so Capello doesn't kick him out of the world cup squad.

Kris Commons is the Derby player apparently


Pretty much it, though also found this

My mates family lives in the same road as Gerrards family, Ironside. He told me the other day that Stevie and Alex have apparently split and Gerrard is living in Southport at the minute. Does make you wonder.
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Postby lets all have a disco » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:25 pm

blootoof wrote:
lets all have a disco wrote:Come on we've all been there.


You do know she's only just turned 16? ;)


What are you on about?
Im talking about Madrid.
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Re: Go on, who's gonna be first to post the Gerrard rumours?

Postby blootoof » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:32 pm

Manx Blue wrote:Firstly....Gerrard is in Madrid...Not Court.

Secondly... why would he try for an injunction when Terry was given the KB?

I wonder who could revel in such information being divulged on the day of an important game...MMMM

Curiouser and Curiouser


It doesn't have to mean he's this minute in court, just the case. As for the injunction, wouldn't you?

Anyway, please be true :)
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Postby Blue Toy » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:33 pm

Apologies if I sound thick, but what has the Derby player got to do with the pregnancy?
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Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:43 pm

Blue Toy wrote:Apologies if I sound thick, but what has the Derby player got to do with the pregnancy?


Gerrard is apparently using the Derby players' semen to inseminate a teenage girl. Gerrard collects it in his mouth from his missus mouth in a move that is referred to as a "Snowball" and then deposits it into his teenage lovers vagine. Sorted!

Now, i've never seen this firsthand, but it's what i heard...allegedly. Somewhat. Ish.

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Postby ashton287 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:44 pm

he's got torres pregnant
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