I haven't seen any Wednesday Bollox, but apologies if this has already been covered.
If Ribery moves, he will only move to Real or Barcelona. Chelsea are out of the question due to the weather, which I would imagine also rule out ourselves, unless there is some bizarre change of climate in the North West during the winter months
http://translate.google.com/translate?u ... l=es&tl=en
Aparently his missus is a "Southern Woman" and wants warmer weather.