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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby The Man In Blue » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:43 pm

what it is vhero is you constantly leave yourself open to piss taking by making poorly thought out comments the first one on this thread where you blatantly did not read the op is a prime example when faced with criticism about this you invariably explode in a rather humerous for the wrong reasons in your case rant against whoever pulled you up on said comment this added to your punctuationless posts makes you a prime target for winding up which everyone likes to do to others occasionally
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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby DoomMerchant » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:46 pm

Vhero wrote:I'm pretty sure this board is supposed to be about City not the fucking Oxford dictionary? Yet one fucking Grammar mistake or punctuation and somebody slates you its bollocks. Who the fuck you people think you are the fucking Dictionary police? It's exactly why I blocked that toss pot Doom as his he has no rights to talk to me about English Grammer as he American I mean its our language they fucking destroyed it. Fucking Macdonalds eating pussy.


the notion that this is about "grammer" is fantastical. What fuclin planet are you from genius? Amazing.

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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby Original Dub » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:14 pm

Please put this in the classics section!

This thread is a BELTER!!!

Vhero stop feling sorry for yourself, you didn't read the fucking OP, this has nothing to do with spelling or grammar. Anytime anyone points out you made a cock out of yourself again (happens a fair bit I might add), you say they're picking on you.

[strike]Put your head under water and[/strike]take a deep breath FFS man.
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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby ian494 » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:14 pm

The Man In Blue wrote:what it is vhero is you constantly leave yourself open to piss taking by making poorly thought out comments the first one on this thread where you blatantly did not read the op is a prime example when faced with criticism about this you invariably explode in a rather humerous for the wrong reasons in your case rant against whoever pulled you up on said comment this added to your punctuationless posts makes you a prime target for winding up which everyone likes to do to others occasionally


Said the man with no punctuation in his post!! ;-)
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Postby Alex Sapphire » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:24 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Vhero wrote:I'm pretty sure this board is supposed to be about City not the fucking Oxford dictionary? Yet one fucking Grammar mistake or punctuation and somebody slates you its bollocks. Who the fuck you people think you are the fucking Dictionary police? It's exactly why I blocked that toss pot Doom as his he has no rights to talk to me about English Grammer as he American I mean its our language they fucking destroyed it. Fucking Macdonalds eating pussy.


the notion that this is about "grammer" is fantastical. What fuclin planet are you from genius? Amazing.

cheers

p.s. UNFOE me if you want to talk shit on me bitch. It's only fair.


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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby DoomMerchant » Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:34 am

Alex Sapphire wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Vhero wrote:I'm pretty sure this board is supposed to be about City not the fucking Oxford dictionary? Yet one fucking Grammar mistake or punctuation and somebody slates you its bollocks. Who the fuck you people think you are the fucking Dictionary police? It's exactly why I blocked that toss pot Doom as his he has no rights to talk to me about English Grammer as he American I mean its our language they fucking destroyed it. Fucking Macdonalds eating pussy.


the notion that this is about "grammer" is fantastical. What fuclin planet are you from genius? Amazing.

cheers

p.s. UNFOE me if you want to talk shit on me bitch. It's only fair.


how rude


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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby Patrick » Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:08 am

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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby Wonderwall » Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:08 am

ian494 wrote:
The Man In Blue wrote:what it is vhero is you constantly leave yourself open to piss taking by making poorly thought out comments the first one on this thread where you blatantly did not read the op is a prime example when faced with criticism about this you invariably explode in a rather humerous for the wrong reasons in your case rant against whoever pulled you up on said comment this added to your punctuationless posts makes you a prime target for winding up which everyone likes to do to others occasionally


Said the man with no punctuation in his post!! ;-)


I kind of thought it was on purpose, at least I laughed at it that way
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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby Original Dub » Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:05 am

Wonderwall wrote:
ian494 wrote:
The Man In Blue wrote:what it is vhero is you constantly leave yourself open to piss taking by making poorly thought out comments the first one on this thread where you blatantly did not read the op is a prime example when faced with criticism about this you invariably explode in a rather humerous for the wrong reasons in your case rant against whoever pulled you up on said comment this added to your punctuationless posts makes you a prime target for winding up which everyone likes to do to others occasionally


Said the man with no punctuation in his post!! ;-)


I kind of thought it was on purpose, at least I laughed at it that way


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Postby saulman » Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:20 pm

Vhero wrote:Fucking despicable thank god I don't live where there is Mafia like this its a joke really. This is one of the reasons besides the cash big footballers now stay away from the Italian league.


I just read the article and nearly blurted my brew all over the computer when I read this response, directly below it.

That's funny, that is.
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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby DoomMerchant » Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:41 pm

Patrick wrote:Image
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it's sad that i can't resist, isn't it?

i should get a hobby...like Civil War re-enactments or Dungeons & Dragons, etc

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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby Original Dub » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:46 am

Original Dub wrote:Please put this in the classics section!

This thread is a BELTER!!!

Vhero stop feling sorry for yourself, you didn't read the fucking OP, this has nothing to do with spelling or grammar. Anytime anyone points out you made a cock out of yourself again (happens a fair bit I might add), you say they're picking on you.

[strike]Put your head under water and[/strike]take a deep breath FFS man.


Put it in the classic forum FFS!!
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Postby colonel_muck » Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:16 am

yes these last few years it's got out of control. in relation to transfer rumours i get the impression the press will link all players to all clubs in order to cover their bases. for instance it's not enough to say 'gareth bale to united in january', without adding 'city, real madrid, barcelona and arsenal are all set to battle it out with the red devils over his signature. this may not be enough as harry redknapp is prepared to make him the premier leagues highest ever paid player'. then in january he either stays or goes to one of the aformentioned clubs and the sun say they broke it first. rumours don't interest me anymore and i gave up reading newspapers in general years ago. even so if there is a player i like (arshavin for example) i too will still get swallowed up when tribalfootball says 'arshavin to city'.
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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby CityGer » Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:17 am

Missed this first time round, absolutely outstanding.

I was just commenting on the Mafia in general


Classic stuff.

Is this the thread that sent vhero over the edge?
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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby Original Dub » Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:36 am

colonel_muck wrote:yes these last few years it's got out of control. in relation to transfer rumours i get the impression the press will link all players to all clubs in order to cover their bases. for instance it's not enough to say 'gareth bale to united in january', without adding 'city, real madrid, barcelona and arsenal are all set to battle it out with the red devils over his signature. this may not be enough as harry redknapp is prepared to make him the premier leagues highest ever paid player'. then in january he either stays or goes to one of the aformentioned clubs and the sun say they broke it first. rumours don't interest me anymore and i gave up reading newspapers in general years ago. even so if there is a player i like (arshavin for example) i too will still get swallowed up when tribalfootball says 'arshavin to city'.


This thread just has something about it...
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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby Florida Blue » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:48 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Patrick wrote:Image
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it's sad that i can't resist, isn't it?

i should get a hobby...like Civil War re-enactments or Dungeons & Dragons, etc

cheers



So sad I missed this thread originally, purely classic.

Doomy, who the fuck you kidding? You know you are a Grand Wizard of the first order in D&D, or is that the KKK, I get those cults confused often.

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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby TheGOAT » Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:32 pm

Vhero wrote:I'm pretty sure this board is supposed to be about City not the fucking Oxford dictionary? Yet one fucking Grammar mistake or punctuation and somebody slates you its bollocks. Who the fuck you people think you are the fucking Dictionary police? It's exactly why I blocked that toss pot Doom as his he has no rights to talk to me about English Grammer as he American I mean its our language they fucking destroyed it. Fucking Macdonalds eating pussy.


Just admit you didn't read/or understand the article mate!? FFS
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Postby CityGer » Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:36 pm

Oh dear....
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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby The Man In Blue » Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:43 pm

TheGOAT wrote:
Vhero wrote:I'm pretty sure this board is supposed to be about City not the fucking Oxford dictionary? Yet one fucking Grammar mistake or punctuation and somebody slates you its bollocks. Who the fuck you people think you are the fucking Dictionary police? It's exactly why I blocked that toss pot Doom as his he has no rights to talk to me about English Grammer as he American I mean its our language they fucking destroyed it. Fucking Macdonalds eating pussy.


Just admit you didn't read/or understand the article mate!? FFS


Tbf he was just commenting on threads in general...
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Re: Mafia plot to kidnap Mourinho - nice dig at gutter press

Postby saulman » Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:54 pm

Vhero wrote:............Fucking Macdonalds eating pussy.


Absolutely brilliant. If you're gonna rip the piss out of our American cousins for being American, that's the best way to make yourself look a complete cock.
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