New songs

[Goataldo]

There's a few good ones in this thread that I can actually imagine being sung at the games.

Gary neville licks our boots,
Licks our boots,
Licks our boots,
Gary neville licks our boots,
He's a moron!

Boot licking moron,
you're just a boot licking moron, etc should be sung to Neville on Wed.

(to "you are my city")
You are the red shite, the hated red shite
to pay your debts off, there is no way
You'll never know just how much you owe now
Baliffs will take you stadium away (or 'soon they will take your stadium away')

Definitely. Good to see Neville will be getting plenty.

[Florida Blue]

Tevez is a Blue
Tevez is a Blue
Hey Gary Neville, Fuck you.

[Blue Toy]

Garrrrrry Neville is a cunt and an arsehole and a wanker and a wanker
Garrrrrry Neville is a cunt and an arsehole and a wanker and a wanker
Garrrrrry Neville is a cunt and an arsehole and a wanker and a wanker


[Repeat]

[Mase]

Gary Neville shags his maaa, shags his maaa, shags his maaa!

[Tokyo Blue]

I got told this one the other day after the first leg:

Who's that crying at the cash point
Bailiffs knocking at the door
It's the glazers and their boys
Making all the fucking noise
Cos they've not got any money any more

That's not exact but it's as close as I am going to get to what I was told. I am sure someone here who was at the game can put me right. It made me smile anyway.

[ant london]

I got told this one the other day after the first leg:

Who's that crying at the cash point
Bailiffs knocking at the door
It's the glazers and their boys
Making all the fucking noise
Cos they've not got any money any more

That's not exact but it's as close as I am going to get to what I was told. I am sure someone here who was at the game can put me right. It made me smile anyway.

What tune is that sung to?


*titter*

[Alioune DVToure]

Gary neville licks our boots,
Licks our boots,
Licks our boots,
Gary neville licks our boots,
He's a moron!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes! Plus I've always wanted the opportunity to sing the word "moron" at a football match.

[ant london]

jesus christ.....no decent songs post Goater and all of a sudden we are awash

Is this what happens when you get (to) a semi....the old creative juice starts to flow and we have a deluge

[Wonderwall]

OK here is my best effort but I need a better last line

You've only got 4 weeks left boys
Then that banners coming down
Cos City's on the up
and were gonna win the cup
And you'll still be owned by a bunch of clowns

[Wonderwall]

Who's that getting to the final
Who's that team thats on the up
Its Mancini and the blues
who are watching villa lose
As city go on to win the carling cup

[The Man In Blue]

OK here is my best effort but I need a better last line

You've only got 4 weeks left boys
Then that banners coming down
Cos City's on the up
and were gonna win the cup
[strike]And you'll still be owned by a bunch of clowns[/strike]
then run you southern fuckers out of town

[simon12]

To the jungle book tune "Bare Necessities" ........maybe not this derby but one very soon...

Look at the spare united seats
Those empty red united seats
And you still owe five hundred million pounds
I mean those, spare united seats
the debt goes up it`s twice as sweet
And soon you might not even be around.


Thankyou all....Good night.

[BlueMoonAwoken]

This is how it feels to be city
This is how it feels to be manc
This is how it feels when your teams not own by a bank......owned by a bank

I love that ric!

[colonel_muck]

saw this on here during the whole rooney debarcle and thought it was class, would still wind up the rags tomorrow

U N I T E D,
feeder to club to Man City,
with a nick nak paddywhack give a dog a bone
Rooney's agent on the phone

I'M NOT CLAIMING THIS SO WHOEVER YOU ARE THAT WROTE IT, WELL DONE!

[colonel_muck]

This is how it feels to be city
This is how it feels to be manc
This is how it feels when your teams not own by a bank......owned by a bank

I love that ric!

i'm gonna sing that tomorrow its class that'll take off for sure excellent!!!

[9secondlegend]

I'm probably being a spanner but wtf is the tune to that this city is ours one?

Is it the same as dad washing elephants/mothers a whore?

yep

[simon12]

To the jungle book tune "Bare Necessities" ........maybe not this derby but one very soon...

Look at the spare united seats
Those empty red united seats
And you still owe five hundred million pounds
I mean those, spare united seats
the debt goes up it`s twice as sweet
And soon you might not even be around.


Thankyou all....Good night.

To the jungle book tune "Bare Necessities" ........maybe not this derby but one very soon...

Look at the spare united seats
Those empty red united seats
And you still owe five hundred million pounds
I mean those, spare united seats
That`s adding to the debt you keep
And soon you might not even be around.

Updated!!!

[superkev8705]

This is how it feels to be city
This is how it feels to be manc
This is how it feels when your teams not own by a bank......owned by a bank

I love that ric!

i'm gonna sing that tomorrow its class that'll take off for sure excellent!!!

This has to be sung.

[Alioune DVToure]

Who needs transfer funds,
When you've got Obertan?

[Chinners]

i liked:

city is ours
this city is ouuuuurs
fuck off back to london
this city is ours

Rags went fucking mental at that one in the home leg

Considering the Yellow and green brigade I reckon we should change that to 'fuck off back to Norwich'