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David Platt on SSN
Posted:
Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:53 pmby Original Dub
What a fucking knob this bloke is.
He sits there with that smug head spouting off cliches like they're running out of stock, intimating that Mancini has "spoken to him" about how things are going.... and then these corkers:
"Mancini had an easy start to his city career given the fixtures, but he still had to win those games...."
"They've managed to shore up the defence but that could be coincidence"
"Its not easy when you're replacing a manager at a football club that's as popular as Mark Hughes was"
and concludes his "insight" into the race for fourth by sitting firmly on the fence.
"I wouldn't like to say City are favourites for fourth because that would be disrespectful to Villa, Liverpool and Spurs".
Well then David, you fat cunt, Mr Dub has one more question for you:
"Why the fuck did you do an interview with Sky?!!"
Re: David Platt on SSN
Posted:
Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:01 pmby BlueSince72
I got another question:
Why Mr Platt if you a such a fookin expert, are you not in a managers job at the moment and haven't been for some considerable time, you cock?
I don't watch him anymore, as soon as the tit is on my tv I switch over....simples!!
Re: David Platt on SSN
Posted:
Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:05 pmby Manx Blue
My missus is one of the most easy going people you could meet....but goes into a whirling Dervish full of expletives whenever he appears!
Re: David Platt on SSN
Posted:
Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:15 pmby Fish111
You wouldn't get tired punching that bloke.
Re: David Platt on SSN
Posted:
Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:31 pmby Original Dub
Fish111 wrote:You wouldn't get tired punching that bloke.
Nail on head mate!
I'd spend hours beating his and Gary Neville's faces together.
Fucking HOURS.
Re: David Platt on SSN
Posted:
Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:47 pmby Alex Sapphire
ironically, if you did beat this :
with this
you might end up with this:
I'll get me coat
Re: David Platt on SSN
Posted:
Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:48 pmby john@staustell
An ideal expert. One of the worst managers ever and most famous for releasing SWP as he was 'too small to make a footballer'. LOL
Re: David Platt on SSN
Posted:
Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:53 pmby Original Dub
Alex Sapphire wrote:ironically, if you did beat this :
with this
would might end up with this:
I'll get me coat
Mate that is fucking fantastic stuff, well in!!
L O fucking L.
Re: David Platt on SSN
Posted:
Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:28 pmby Vhero
Original Dub wrote:Alex Sapphire wrote:ironically, if you did beat this :
with this
would might end up with this:
I'll get me coat
Mate that is fucking fantastic stuff, well in!!
L O fucking L.
Agreed that is quality however he has more quality in his little toe than both them put together.
Re: David Platt on SSN
Posted:
Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:32 pmby Crazy_Cabbie
Vhero wrote:Original Dub wrote:Alex Sapphire wrote:ironically, if you did beat this :
with this
would might end up with this:
I'll get me coat
Mate that is fucking fantastic stuff, well in!!
L O fucking L.
Agreed that is quality however he has more quality in his little toe than both them put together.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Fuckin Superb, that has given me a good laugh
Re: David Platt on SSN
Posted:
Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:13 pmby shawzy
Original Dub wrote:What a fucking knob this bloke is.
He sits there with that smug head spouting off cliches like they're running out of stock, intimating that Mancini has "spoken to him" about how things are going.... and then these corkers:
"Mancini had an easy start to his city career given the fixtures, but he still had to win those games...."
"They've managed to shore up the defence but that could be coincidence"
"Its not easy when you're replacing a manager at a football club that's as popular as Mark Hughes was"
and concludes his "insight" into the race for fourth by sitting firmly on the fence.
"I wouldn't like to say City are favourites for fourth because that would be disrespectful to Villa, Liverpool and Spurs".
Well then David, you fat cunt, Mr Dub has one more question for you:
"Why the fuck did you do an interview with Sky?!!"
Cant stop laughin at that :-)
Re: David Platt on SSN
Posted:
Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:16 pmby Beefymcfc
Does SSN stand for Sucking Stelling's Nob?
Re: David Platt on SSN
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:11 pmby LookMumImOnMCF.net
Yeah! Another pundit/ jurno/ news corp bashing thread. These never get tiresome.
Re: David Platt on SSN
Posted:
Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:36 pmby Crossie
He, Tony Cascarino, Paul Merson and ermmmmmmm Alan Greene?
Are wankers of the highest order and all hate City BEFORE we had money and a top 4 squad.
The best way to really fuck them off is to win the league. Time and time again.
when they say we bought success, just remind them how much Chelsea and Un*ted have spent in the last 5 years, even the last 10 years, it will be more than we have in the last 10 years.
Re: David Platt on SSN
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:57 pmby Original Dub
LookMumI'mOnMCF.net wrote:Yeah! Another pundit/ jurno/ news corp bashing thread. These never get tiresome.
you're dead right there mate.
You should start a fun thread instead... ;)
Re: David Platt on SSN
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:23 pmby DoomMerchant
Original Dub wrote:LookMumI'mOnMCF.net wrote:Yeah! Another pundit/ jurno/ news corp bashing thread. These never get tiresome.
you're dead right there mate.
You should start a fun thread instead... ;)
LookMum's right tho.
Re: David Platt on SSN
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:34 pmby Original Dub
DoomMerchant wrote:Original Dub wrote:LookMumI'mOnMCF.net wrote:Yeah! Another pundit/ jurno/ news corp bashing thread. These never get tiresome.
you're dead right there mate.
You should start a fun thread instead... ;)
LookMum's right tho.
I think this thread was worth it for the pictures, so I'm a happy chappy.
You should start a fun thread too, we could do with two ;)
Re: David Platt on SSN
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:11 pmby LookMumImOnMCF.net
No actually you're right. He's a cunt and it's worthy of telling everyone else. As are Merson, Lawro, Stelling, The Mirror, Rags, anyone who played in a United shirt (apart from those that also played in a City shirt), Adebayor, Ferguson, Hanson (the man), The Sun, The Times, Garth Crooks, Garry Cook, Green, Brazil, Lineker, Talksport, Redknapp, The Telegraph, Hince, MEN...
Can we just have a cunt thread? I'll happily put myself in there before anyone makes that quip. There then might be some free room for a small amount of topics which aren't just a tirade of abuse aimed at media personalities that will never hear or give two shits about what you think of them.
xx
Re: David Platt on SSN
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:15 amby ross.mcfc
He really is an odious human being. I dont go in for all the 'he hate city' nonsense when someone has a go at us but David Platt really is the worst football pundit about. He offers nothing that me, you or my dead gran could not tell you. He's as bland as Jamie Redknapp who at least is there for the mums to coo over.
There is one thing that sums up David Platts footballing knowledge. He told SWP he was not good enough to make it in the Championship and released him. Five years later Nottingham Forrest were in div 2 due the the massive debts he ran up and City sold SWP for nearly 30 million which would have whipped there debt and then some.
Re: David Platt on SSN
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:24 amby CityGer
ross.mcfc wrote:He really is an odious human being. I dont go in for all the 'he hate city' nonsense when someone has a go at us but David Platt really is the worst football pundit about. He offers nothing that me, you or my dead gran could not tell you. He's as bland as Jamie Redknapp who at least is there for the mums to coo over.
There is one thing that sums up David Platts footballing knowledge. He told SWP he was not good enough to make it in the Championship and released him. Five years later Nottingham Forrest were in div 2 due the the massive debts he ran up and City sold SWP for nearly 30 million which would have whipped there debt and then some.
That's a fairly comprehensive, accurate summary of the situation.
Agree with the number of journo/pundit bashing threads too. We are becoming a rather sensetive lot.