David Platt on SSN

[Original Dub]

What a fucking knob this bloke is.

He sits there with that smug head spouting off cliches like they're running out of stock, intimating that Mancini has "spoken to him" about how things are going.... and then these corkers:

"Mancini had an easy start to his city career given the fixtures, but he still had to win those games...."
"They've managed to shore up the defence but that could be coincidence"
"Its not easy when you're replacing a manager at a football club that's as popular as Mark Hughes was"

and concludes his "insight" into the race for fourth by sitting firmly on the fence.

"I wouldn't like to say City are favourites for fourth because that would be disrespectful to Villa, Liverpool and Spurs".

Well then David, you fat cunt, Mr Dub has one more question for you:














"Why the fuck did you do an interview with Sky?!!"

[BlueSince72]

I got another question:

Why Mr Platt if you a such a fookin expert, are you not in a managers job at the moment and haven't been for some considerable time, you cock?

I don't watch him anymore, as soon as the tit is on my tv I switch over....simples!!

[Manx Blue]

My missus is one of the most easy going people you could meet....but goes into a whirling Dervish full of expletives whenever he appears!

[Fish111]

You wouldn't get tired punching that bloke.

[Original Dub]

You wouldn't get tired punching that bloke.

Nail on head mate!

I'd spend hours beating his and Gary Neville's faces together.

Fucking HOURS.

[Alex Sapphire]

ironically, if you did beat this :

with this

you might end up with this:



I'll get me coat

[john@staustell]

An ideal expert. One of the worst managers ever and most famous for releasing SWP as he was 'too small to make a footballer'. LOL

[Original Dub]

ironically, if you did beat this :

with this

would might end up with this:



I'll get me coat

Mate that is fucking fantastic stuff, well in!!

L O fucking L.

[Vhero]

ironically, if you did beat this :

with this

would might end up with this:



I'll get me coat

Mate that is fucking fantastic stuff, well in!!

L O fucking L.

Agreed that is quality however he has more quality in his little toe than both them put together.

[Crazy_Cabbie]

ironically, if you did beat this :

with this

would might end up with this:



I'll get me coat

Mate that is fucking fantastic stuff, well in!!

L O fucking L.

Agreed that is quality however he has more quality in his little toe than both them put together.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Fuckin Superb, that has given me a good laugh

[shawzy]

What a fucking knob this bloke is.

He sits there with that smug head spouting off cliches like they're running out of stock, intimating that Mancini has "spoken to him" about how things are going.... and then these corkers:

"Mancini had an easy start to his city career given the fixtures, but he still had to win those games...."
"They've managed to shore up the defence but that could be coincidence"
"Its not easy when you're replacing a manager at a football club that's as popular as Mark Hughes was"

and concludes his "insight" into the race for fourth by sitting firmly on the fence.

"I wouldn't like to say City are favourites for fourth because that would be disrespectful to Villa, Liverpool and Spurs".

Well then David, you fat cunt, Mr Dub has one more question for you:














"Why the fuck did you do an interview with Sky?!!"

Cant stop laughin at that :-)

[Beefymcfc]

Does SSN stand for Sucking Stelling's Nob?

[LookMumImOnMCF.net]

Yeah! Another pundit/ jurno/ news corp bashing thread. These never get tiresome.

[Crossie]

He, Tony Cascarino, Paul Merson and ermmmmmmm Alan Greene?

Are wankers of the highest order and all hate City BEFORE we had money and a top 4 squad.

The best way to really fuck them off is to win the league. Time and time again.

when they say we bought success, just remind them how much Chelsea and Un*ted have spent in the last 5 years, even the last 10 years, it will be more than we have in the last 10 years.

[Original Dub]

Yeah! Another pundit/ jurno/ news corp bashing thread. These never get tiresome.

you're dead right there mate.

You should start a fun thread instead... ;)

[DoomMerchant]

Yeah! Another pundit/ jurno/ news corp bashing thread. These never get tiresome.

you're dead right there mate.

You should start a fun thread instead... ;)

LookMum's right tho.

[Original Dub]

Yeah! Another pundit/ jurno/ news corp bashing thread. These never get tiresome.

you're dead right there mate.

You should start a fun thread instead... ;)

LookMum's right tho.

I think this thread was worth it for the pictures, so I'm a happy chappy.

You should start a fun thread too, we could do with two ;)

[LookMumImOnMCF.net]

No actually you're right. He's a cunt and it's worthy of telling everyone else. As are Merson, Lawro, Stelling, The Mirror, Rags, anyone who played in a United shirt (apart from those that also played in a City shirt), Adebayor, Ferguson, Hanson (the man), The Sun, The Times, Garth Crooks, Garry Cook, Green, Brazil, Lineker, Talksport, Redknapp, The Telegraph, Hince, MEN...

Can we just have a cunt thread? I'll happily put myself in there before anyone makes that quip. There then might be some free room for a small amount of topics which aren't just a tirade of abuse aimed at media personalities that will never hear or give two shits about what you think of them.

xx

[ross.mcfc]

He really is an odious human being. I dont go in for all the 'he hate city' nonsense when someone has a go at us but David Platt really is the worst football pundit about. He offers nothing that me, you or my dead gran could not tell you. He's as bland as Jamie Redknapp who at least is there for the mums to coo over.

There is one thing that sums up David Platts footballing knowledge. He told SWP he was not good enough to make it in the Championship and released him. Five years later Nottingham Forrest were in div 2 due the the massive debts he ran up and City sold SWP for nearly 30 million which would have whipped there debt and then some.

[CityGer]

He really is an odious human being. I dont go in for all the 'he hate city' nonsense when someone has a go at us but David Platt really is the worst football pundit about. He offers nothing that me, you or my dead gran could not tell you. He's as bland as Jamie Redknapp who at least is there for the mums to coo over.

There is one thing that sums up David Platts footballing knowledge. He told SWP he was not good enough to make it in the Championship and released him. Five years later Nottingham Forrest were in div 2 due the the massive debts he ran up and City sold SWP for nearly 30 million which would have whipped there debt and then some.

That's a fairly comprehensive, accurate summary of the situation.

Agree with the number of journo/pundit bashing threads too. We are becoming a rather sensetive lot.