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gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:19 am
by dick dastardley
Last night there was a OSC dinner and the inaugoration of our very own Uwe Rosler, unfortunately things didnt go to plan, in Gary Cooks speach he told attendees that it was a pleasure to put Uwe into the Manchester United hall of fame!!!! That slip of the tongue sparked outrage and fights nearly broke out amongst certain parties. Gary Cook made a quick exit left!!!!!
And today the heirachy of the club are non too pleased at his slip of the tongue, Which places his position in jeopardy!!!!!

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:22 am
by BlueinBosnia
I reckon Hughes put him up to it.

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:23 am
by Esky
I think that's pretty funny actually. A suicide move if there ever was one.

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:34 am
by Beeks
Is this bullshit?

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:38 am
by Im_Spartacus
dick dastardley wrote:Last night there was a OSC dinner and the inaugoration of our very own Uwe Rosler, unfortunately things didnt go to plan, in Gary Cooks speach he told attendees that it was a pleasure to put Uwe into the Manchester U***d hall of fame!!!! That slip of the tongue sparked outrage and fights nearly broke out amongst certain parties. Gary Cook made a quick exit left!!!!!
And today the heirachy of the club are non too pleased at his slip of the tongue, Which places his position in jeopardy!!!!!



Fucking pricks, fighting amongst yourselves seems to be a uniquely city thing

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:42 am
by CityGer
Hasn't he done this before??

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:46 am
by Beefymcfc
Ha ha ha, Garry Cook seems to have picked up the City sense of Humour. Bet he felt a right donkey after that gaff.

As for the infighting, seems there are still a few numbskulls within our ranks, and I wouldn't expect that at such an event.

Good to see Uwe in the Hall of Fame though and hopefully he'll make an appearance before the game today!

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:56 am
by carl_feedthegoat
WELL IF THIS IS TRUE HE,S A FUCKING IDIOT AND DESERVES A SLAP.

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:02 pm
by one man army
get rid of this guy. never liked him anyway.

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:32 pm
by stinky pete
get him on the pitch 2day and beg for forgivness????

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:48 pm
by Rag_hater
How can this idiot have such a high position at the club still.
And can somebody tell me what wonderful job that he is supposed to be doing at the club.

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:49 pm
by Niall Quinns Discopants
Surely this is a wind up.

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:00 pm
by Dubciteh
o boy....

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:11 pm
by Socrates
If he'd given a speech at a Nike company awards dinner and mistakenly called the company Puma would he have kept his job?

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:22 pm
by Beefymcfc
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:Surely this is a wind up.

I'm pretty sure it is, however there was supposedly loads of media there and I haven't seen anything from them yet. I would've thought they'd have been running back to their typewriters to get this one out?

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:28 pm
by Wooders
were you there DD or have you heard this from someone?

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:45 pm
by Dameerto
I havent seen the tabloids yet (since I dont read them) but surely if this happened it would be in pretty much all of them?

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:55 pm
by BlueMoonAwoken
dick dastardley wrote:Last night there was a OSC dinner and the inaugoration of our very own Uwe Rosler, unfortunately things didnt go to plan, in Gary Cooks speach he told attendees that it was a pleasure to put Uwe into the Manchester U***d hall of fame!!!! That slip of the tongue sparked outrage and fights nearly broke out amongst certain parties. Gary Cook made a quick exit left!!!!!
And today the heirachy of the club are non too pleased at his slip of the tongue, Which places his position in jeopardy!!!!!




Well looking at how long you been here and your amount of posts im guessing your not a WUM.

But seems a little over the top " fights breaking out" over that hmm i dunno maybe there is some that dont like gary cook in the club if this is true. I find it a little over the top if it kicked off lol.

Loads of rich men in suits hitting each other with there 5k man bags hilarious.

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:57 pm
by Socrates
Dameerto wrote:I havent seen the tabloids yet (since I dont read them) but surely if this happened it would be in pretty much all of them?



If it was last night then would probably be in Sunday's papers not todays. Easy to forget in this world of instant internet gratification that newspapers still only publish daily other than big headline stuff - and as important as we like to think we are this is hardly that.

Re: gary cook in the $h1T

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:02 pm
by Dameerto
Socrates wrote:
Dameerto wrote:I havent seen the tabloids yet (since I dont read them) but surely if this happened it would be in pretty much all of them?



If it was last night then would probably be in Sunday's papers not todays. Easy to forget in this world of instant internet gratification that newspapers still only publish daily other than big headline stuff - and as important as we like to think we are this is hardly that.


I was under the impression they do their first issue on info upto midnightish? Then do a revised issue in the morning to catch anything they missed...