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So guess which "big boned" player

PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:04 pm
by ant london
actually had a medical at City and nearly signed under the Stuart Pearce regime??

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Funny, I had met him a few times in a bar I go to but didn't realise who he was until people came up last night and started asking to have their photos taken with him and the penny dropped.

Says he had the medical and was going to sign and then couldn't agree terms. Said that going to Middlesborough was the worst career move he could have ever made, hated every minute of it! haha. Nice lad though to be honest and not carrying any excess weight now. Although he was puffing his way through a packet of tabs.

His bird is bloody lovely.....but then so is mine haha

Re: So guess which "big boned" player

PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:21 pm
by blootoof
I remember wanting him at the time. Thinking back ANYONE we were linked with those days we thought would do a job for us. I would of given Steven Hawkings a trial back then. Seems strange now bein able to pick and choose(to a point) these days.

Re: So guess which "big boned" player

PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:25 pm
by Manx Blue
Fancy Stephen Hawking and Christopher Reeve upfront? Top notch mobility!

Re: So guess which "big boned" player

PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:31 pm
by blootoof
Manx Blue wrote:Fancy Stephen Hawking and Christopher Reeve upfront? Top notch mobility!


Ones lackin in pace and the others just....erm....Lackin.

Anyway, I don't think there's a plug extension long enough for Hawkins

Re: So guess which "big boned" player

PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:39 pm
by Dronny
blootoof wrote:
Manx Blue wrote:Fancy Stephen Hawking and Christopher Reeve upfront? Top notch mobility!


Ones lackin in pace and the others just....erm....Lackin.

Anyway, I don't think there's a plug extension long enough for Hawkins


Lol....he nearly got a shag once but the girl stood him up at the last minute.

Re: So guess which "big boned" player

PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:51 pm
by 9secondlegend
Dronny wrote:
blootoof wrote:
Manx Blue wrote:Fancy Stephen Hawking and Christopher Reeve upfront? Top notch mobility!


Ones lackin in pace and the others just....erm....Lackin.

Anyway, I don't think there's a plug extension long enough for Hawkins


Lol....he nearly got a shag once but the girl stood him up at the last minute.

haha
i will be using that one!

Re: So guess which "big boned" player

PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:12 pm
by blootoof
Dronny wrote:
blootoof wrote:
Manx Blue wrote:Fancy Stephen Hawking and Christopher Reeve upfront? Top notch mobility!


Ones lackin in pace and the others just....erm....Lackin.

Anyway, I don't think there's a plug extension long enough for Hawkins


Lol....he nearly got a shag once but the girl stood him up at the last minute.


PMSL

Re: So guess which "big boned" player

PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:01 am
by dazby
ant london wrote:actually had a medical at City and nearly signed under the Stuart Pearce regime??

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Funny, I had met him a few times in a bar I go to but didn't realise who he was until people came up last night and started asking to have their photos taken with him and the penny dropped.

Says he had the medical and was going to sign and then couldn't agree terms. Said that going to Middlesborough was the worst career move he could have ever made, hated every minute of it! haha. Nice lad though to be honest and not carrying any excess weight now. Although he was puffing his way through a packet of tabs.

His bird is bloody lovely.....but then so is mine haha


Have you got a lovely bird Ant?

Re: So guess which "big boned" player

PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:13 am
by ant london
yep she is bloody lovely

Re: So guess which "big boned" player

PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:00 pm
by dazby
right then. That's good.

Re: So guess which "big boned" player

PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:55 pm
by DoomMerchant
dazby wrote:right then. That's good.


Her name is Akbar and she has back hair and a penis btw.

cheers

Re: So guess which "big boned" player

PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:41 am
by dazby
I've seen the pics. She looks to be very high maintenance. We're talking Jordan -like maintenance. She'll clean him out of house and home.