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rag shirt

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:05 am
by city72
My son came in with aRag 2008 home shirt framed & signed by 22 tossers (won in a charity raffle).
Any ideas of what to do with it?
He wants me to put it on ebay but I fancy a utube november the 5th celibration.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:07 am
by Chinners
Do both. Put it on Ebay and use the money to buy so big fuck off fireworks

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:12 am
by Somerset Blue
Use the shirt to clean your car windscreen with, that should wind them up. Obviously you'll need to wear gloves.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:25 am
by xavi6
I won one of those as well a few years back for answering a question correctly at a Nike launch party.

I had to answer a question on stage in front of about 200 people then pick one of three envelopes, each with a different prize. I got the question right and picked an envelope that had a signed Rag shirt as the prize. Irish manager at the time Brian Kerr was presenting it to me and he was all smiles and jokes. He said "Are you happy with that now son?" to which I repleid "No, I'm a City fan". Queue massively awkward silence and some shocked faces on the Nike reps! :D

I still have the jersey at home somewhere and I'm keeping it cause it's the squad that we hammered 4-1 at the COMS. I also have a signed City shirt from our squad for the same game. I'll frame and label them one day. Kinda cool to have.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:26 am
by Chinners
xavi6 wrote:I won one of those as well a few years back for answering a question correctly at a Nike launch party.

I had to answer a question on stage in front of about 200 people then pick one of three envelopes, each with a different prize. I got the question right and picked an envelope that had a signed Rag shirt as the prize. Irish manager at the time Brian Kerr was presenting it to me and he was all smiles and jokes. He said "Are you happy with that now son?" to which I repleid "No, I'm a City fan". Queue massively awkward silence and some shocked faces on the Nike reps! :D

I still have the jersey at home somewhere and I'm keeping it cause it's the squad that we hammered 4-1 at the COMS. I also have a signed City shirt from our squad for the same game. I'll frame and label them one day. Kinda cool to have.


Quality

Re: rag shirt

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:46 am
by branny
Nov the 5th is coming up soon so if you haven't got a Guy..........

Re: rag shirt

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:26 pm
by The Man In Blue
my cat litter tray needs a liner...

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:31 pm
by Slim
I love my grandma, but she knew fuck all about football and came over to Australia for a visit. You know the story, well I ended up with a red fucking towel that had shit all over it. Hardest thing was to look excited and happy about getting it, as I couldn't in good conscience throw it out, I let my girlfriend's cat give birth on it...after a good deal of afterbirth had ruined it, it was ready to be thrown out.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:36 pm
by blues-clues
Sell it on ebay and put a bid in on the Tevez Welcome to Manchester signed pic

http://www.challenge4change.org/events/home.aspx

Re: rag shirt

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:14 pm
by paulmclaren
city72 wrote:My son came in with aRag 2008 home shirt framed & signed by 22 tossers (won in a charity raffle).
Any ideas of what to do with it?
He wants me to put it on ebay but I fancy a utube november the 5th celibration.

Put it on you closet united fan....

Re: rag shirt

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:00 pm
by DoomMerchant
what's wrong with your son's idea of selling it on ebay and at least getting some cash for it? it's not blood money. buy beer and hookers with it...and tell your son and the missus that it was because of that evil Rag money earned from his prize that corrupted you. That should set the world straight again.

You're welcome.

Re: rag shirt

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:50 am
by Twobob
Take it out of the frame, piss on it and whipe your d1ck cheese on it, let it dry and then re-frame it - then Sell it on Ebay to some rag lover and profit financially with the knowledge that some southerner has this hanging on his fancy appartment in London Town.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:10 pm
by Somerset Blue
Twobob wrote:Take it out of the frame, piss on it and whipe your d1ck cheese on it, let it dry and then re-frame it - then Sell it on Ebay to some rag lover and profit financially with the knowledge that some southerner has this hanging on his fancy appartment in London Town.

Personally, I would do actions #2 and #3 in the reverse order.

And, how do you know someone else hasn't already done all this to it?!

Re: rag shirt

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:49 pm
by city72
paulmclaren wrote:
city72 wrote:My son came in with aRag 2008 home shirt framed & signed by 22 tossers (won in a charity raffle).
Any ideas of what to do with it?
He wants me to put it on ebay but I fancy a utube november the 5th celibration.

Put it on you closet U***d fan....

F**K YOU PRICK

Re: rag shirt

PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:44 am
by Liahos
Twobob wrote:Take it out of the frame, piss on it and whipe your d1ck cheese on it, let it dry and then re-frame it - then Sell it on Ebay to some rag lover and profit financially with the knowledge that some southerner has this hanging on his fancy appartment in London Town.


quality post, bob.

Besides what bob suggests. I would also add breastmilk from a pregnant woman, your dog's saliva after it been licking the toilet, and fart inside the frame after eating lots of onions and beans, chili with hot sauce, and indian food.

There are a quite a bit of things to do to have fun with it.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:53 am
by bobadji
Svensational wrote:Dont waste it, get it sold make some money on it.


Exactly, we can all be big blues, but I doubt many in your situation would burn it etc. Easy money is to be made from this.

Re: rag shirt

PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:46 pm
by city72
bobadji wrote:
Svensational wrote:Dont waste it, get it sold make some money on it.


Exactly, we can all be big blues, but I doubt many in your situation would burn it etc. Easy money is to be made from this.

Not as easy as you may think, I put it on ebay 2 days ago no bids & only 1 watcher which suggests to me it may be hard to get easy money for it.

Re: rag shirt

PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:52 pm
by Dameerto
I wonder how much the Russians or Chinese would charge to send it into space? I would get a huge buzz from the thought of a RAG rag floating through the vacuum of space for an eternity with no one to see it.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:09 pm
by Somerset Blue
Dameerto wrote:I wonder how much the Russians or Chinese would charge to send it into space? I would get a huge buzz from the thought of a RAG rag floating through the vacuum of space for an eternity with no one to see it.

Can you be fined for littering in space?

Re: rag shirt

PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:14 pm
by Blueboylewis
Its a load of shit altogether but like Sven said. Just sell it!! Get money back for it. Some red twat can have it!