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Hughes that on the phone? #3 Portsmouth (A)

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:22 am
by Pablo Sacramento
Mark Hughes Office 10.30am Tuesday 1st September:

MH - Hi, you're through to Mark
MB - And Gary
MH - Yes, and Gary. I'm afraid we can't get to the phone right now; please leave a message after the tone and we'll get back to you as soon as we can.



MB - Here comes the beep!!!!!!!!!!!!111

BEEP....

SM - Hughes? Where are you? Please call me when you get this message. It's me, Sheikh Mansour.

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City of Manchester Stadium 10.31, Gary Cooke’s Office.

GC - It's Gary. Talk.
SM - Cookie Monster!
GC - Yo Sheikh, how’s it hanging?
SM - Oh you know, pretty good, great work yesterday, always good to get one over an ex-employee.
GC - Sulamain, The good Doctor?
SM - Hmmmmmmmm, I'm not one to name call but don't go and see him if you are ill, you know what I'm, saying???
GC - Oh Shit.
SM - What is it?
GC - Errrrrr nothing....
SM - You can't say that now....
GC - He did Rocky's medical........
SM - Oh Cook.....
GC - Yup. He offered to sort out Bowen's Hernia on the cheap but he "bottled it".
SM - A lesson learned my friend. However I have no time to chat, I'm buying Citibank this week. Where is Hughes and Bowen>
GC - Are they not in the office.
SM - No.
GC - Well it is deadline day so if I had to hazard a guess I would say...
SM - He's not golfing again is he?
GC -Probably. He says it brings him luck, last year he did the same and when he got back to his office Robinhio was sat there playing with Bowens Lego.
SM -Lego Technic, he does get shirty about that, Lego is for babies, Technic is for men.
GC - Tomatoe, tomato.
SM - Indeed, so he's leaving it all to us again....... Anyway, I have this cryptic request for a Bentley that does not drive? I don't see the point, does it have no wheels?
GC - It's a long story, best to wire over the cash and I'll sort it.
SM - I want the change this time Mr Cook!!!
GC - Of course, it was just "resting" in my account
SM - I am familiar with Father Ted, Cookie.
GC - Feck off!
SM - You are a funny guy. Call me at 5 let me know if you got the immobile Bentley.
GC - 5 it is............

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Re: Hughes that on the phone? #3 Portsmouth (A)

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:34 am
by ruralblue
Funny as fuck :-)

Re: Hughes that on the phone? #3 Portsmouth (A)

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:41 am
by Niall Quinns Discopants
Absolute top top quality again!

Pissing myself laughing!!

Re: Hughes that on the phone? #3 Portsmouth (A)

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:47 am
by razor400
Class

Re: Hughes that on the phone? #3 Portsmouth (A)

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:58 am
by john68
Hahahahaha...Enjoyed that Pablo...Thanks mate

Re: Hughes that on the phone? #3 Portsmouth (A)

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:22 am
by Fidel Castro
Best one yet, hope the club read these stories

Re: Hughes that on the phone? #3 Portsmouth (A)

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:26 am
by Zezou
1st one iv read, funny though!

Re: Hughes that on the phone? #3 Portsmouth (A)

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:51 am
by Twobob
LOL - Class :-)

Re: Hughes that on the phone? #3 Portsmouth (A)

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:09 pm
by Blue in the face
Brilliant Pab. I love reading these.

Re: Hughes that on the phone? #3 Portsmouth (A)

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:15 pm
by Douglas Higginbottom
Absolutely brilliant

Re: Hughes that on the phone? #3 Portsmouth (A)

PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:57 am
by irblinx
the law of diminishing returns?

Re: Hughes that on the phone? #3 Portsmouth (A)

PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:09 am
by Pablo Sacramento
You think that now, just wait till West Ham away!

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