Dunne's Half-Time Pint wrote:Racial slurs are brilliant yeah.
Colin the King wrote:Villa Park, first game of last season and we're 4-1 down with Agbonlahor having just completed his hat-trick, so what do you do when that happens, slag the shit out of him of course. Three guys to my left, absolutely roaring at him whenever he came towards our side of the pitch with HEY! IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN! TAKE OFF THE FUCKING MASK GABBY! YOU'RE SCARING THE KIDDIES! He didn't know where to look and despite the mood being a little sour obviously, everyone erupted into laughter. Not necessarily because it was actually that funny, but they were so passionate about it- red in the face, screaming it.
One of my favourites, and one that more recently I've heard sung at Upton Park when we played them in the cup and up in Middlesbrough early on last season- 'if you can't talk proper shut your mouth'- wonder if the irony was intended? In that same cup game with West Ham, actually, a brilliant chant was born- 'Sven, Sven, wherever you may be, you are the king of man city, and you can shag my wife on our settee, if you win us a cup at the Wemb-er-ley'. Top class!
The chorus of 'Schalke auf wiedersehn' was brilliant too, and strangely they loved it. Waving back at us and laughing. The filth should take lessons off them in 'storming out with ten minutes to go when you're losing etiquette'.
Going back a little further, and this isn't so much a funny memory but a strange one. Uwe Rosler stepped up to take a penalty, fucked if I remember who against mind, and missed it, and some cunt starts giving it loads- 'you fucking Nazi' and so on, so the whole section of the Maine Stand we were in all turned their heads up towards him, completely ignoring the game and gave him a collective 'you twat' stare. There must've been 200 odd, bet he felt a bit silly.
On a similar note to that, 06/07 season and we were playing West Ham at home. So this guy behind us is mouthing off EVERY MINUTE of the first half, berating Samaras. Fucking scarecrow, greasy haired twat, my dead nan could put a better fucking shift in than you etc. etc. You know the rest- second half, arise Sir George, two cracking finishes. Bloke stormed off!
Wonderwall wrote:Dunne's Half-Time Pint wrote:Racial slurs are brilliant yeah.
? I dont understand that comment DHTP?
I thought Dronnys comment was funny.... however, totally absurd as moses turned richards inside out last night
Wonderwall wrote:thought I would resurrect this thread as its been a while and there should be a few more stories
Goaters 103 wrote:Am sure Ive mentioned this one on here somewhere before but it still cracks me up as its a Kippax humour classic.
Its the late 80's and Trevor Morley is struggling after his move to City. Cant remember the exact game, but he picks the ball up in the centre circle, and embarks on a run towards the North Stand; remarkably beats a couple of players and cracks a shot that the opposing keeper just flicks over the bar. A loud "ohhhhh" comes from the crowd followed by prolonged applause; as the ball is sent out towards the corner flag for the corner, and the crowd noise finally dies down, a lone voice bellowed from the back of the Kippax "Yer still fuclin shit Morley!" - I swear half the Kippax was in tears of laughter for 5 mins afterwards!
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