Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....

[Patrick]

N’dour wrote on his website that, if anything, Anelka should be privileged that he was allowed to touch Vieira’s chopper:

“In our country it is a great honour to be shown, let alone come into contact with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker. Instead of painting my client as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologising for sullying my clients penis with his miserable, miserable face.”

Full Anelka story....

http://arsenalaction.wordpress.com/2009 ... ed-vieira/

My question - what position was the elk in to be hit in the face by my dads penis?

[Slim]

This all sounds a little familiar, I even asked that very same question.

[Vhero]

This all sounds a little familiar, I even asked that very same question.

[Chinners]

John Candy is dead?

[razor400]

It sunk, how the hell did that happen?
It hit an iceberg you say, but I thought the Titanic was unsinkable.

[Beanieboy]

Wtf are you all doing online anyway?.....not watching the moon landing?

[Dameerto]

Crisps dont live up to their name if you get them damp.

[Blue in the face]

"Watch those arrows Harold, they'll put your eye out"

[Blue Toy]

A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.

A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.

[Beanieboy]

A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.

A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.

somebody telling fairy-stales?

[pepsi_dave]

A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.

A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.

somebody telling fairy-stales?

But they all lived happily ever after :-p

[frannylee]

A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.

A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.

And that is why it has been legally proven that a Jaffa Cake is a biscuit !!

[gillie]

Apparently when bats fly out of a cave they always turn left.

[Patrick]

Fucl off the lot of you im going to leave now and i hate you all

Im never posting here evre again

[Dameerto]

Apparently when bats fly out of a cave they always turn left.

That's right

[gillie]

Apparently when bats fly out of a cave they always turn left.

That's right

Well thats now official all bats are British lol.

[Blue in the face]

I read somewhere that in extreme cases sex can last more than two minutes.

[pepsi_dave]

I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

[dazby]

Is the game on TV?

[ant london]

someone told me that adidas are making our new kit this season

oh....and btw, we're having a new kit this year