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Any idea?

That's right it's the Derby at our Gaff.

Oh yes, it's also the day I'm fucking getting married!! Gutted! How stoopid of me not to check the fixtures first. Naive mistake.

Anyone want to step in for me? She probably won't notice.

WTF are you thinking man?

I wouldn't panic just yet, it could easily be changed to the Sunday for Sky

GingeryBlue wrote:Any idea?

That's right it's the Derby at our Gaff.

Oh yes, it's also the day I'm fucking getting married!! Gutted! How stoopid of me not to check the fixtures first. Naive mistake.

Anyone want to step in for me? She probably won't notice.

I am sure there is a 99% chance that the fixture will be a lunchtime kick off on the 18th, it is easier for policing and pubs etc..

Dont panic yet sir...

GingeryBlue wrote:Any idea?

That's right it's the Derby at our Gaff.

Oh yes, it's also the day I'm fucking getting married!! Gutted! How stoopid of me not to check the fixtures first. Naive mistake.

Anyone want to step in for me? She probably won't notice.

I'll step in for yers mate. I'm a ginge too so if I wear my dark glasses, she'll never know the difference.

She'll love the nuptials in the evening;o)

muppet, you should do what I'm doing and get married in the close season.

Yes, hadn't thought of that, Sky can save me. Or Burt. Although Burt you have to be crap in the sack, unload early and fall asleep on her in order to keep up the charade.

All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august

Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august

And Funerals and Bar Miztvahs

Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august

What about in world cup/Euro years?

razor400 wrote:

Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august

What about in world cup/Euro years?

On odd years, unless there is a lot of qualifiers on.

Slim wrote:

razor400 wrote:

Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august

What about in world cup/Euro years?

On odd years, unless there is a lot of qualifiers on.

i like the direction of this...the obv. answer to the OP is "dont fuclin do it." Firstly, as we're proving there just isn't time in the calendar for this type of activity and secondly, EVEN if there were, you can find better long-term investment strategies. Break her heart now, and do it quick. Tell her the "assholes on mcf.net showed you that you just couldn't pull this off." We'll back you.

cheers

DoomMerchant wrote:

Slim wrote:

razor400 wrote:

Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august

What about in world cup/Euro years?

On odd years, unless there is a lot of qualifiers on.

i like the direction of this...the obv. answer to the OP is "dont fuclin do it." Firstly, as we're proving there just isn't time in the calendar for this type of activity and secondly, EVEN if there were, you can find better long-term investment strategies. Break her heart now, and do it quick. Tell her the "assholes on mcf.net showed you that you just couldn't pull this off." We'll back you.

cheers

Her old man is 6ft 5, 18 stone and quite aggresive. Still going to back me? Am genuinely considering postponing.

GingeryBlue wrote:Yes, hadn't thought of that, Sky can save me. Or Burt. Although Burt you have to be crap in the sack, unload early and fall asleep on her in order to keep up the charade.

No worries mate. Just two shoves and it'll be all over, then I'll fart, turn over and order her to fetch me another beer fromt fridge:o)

Burt wrote:

GingeryBlue wrote:Yes, hadn't thought of that, Sky can save me. Or Burt. Although Burt you have to be crap in the sack, unload early and fall asleep on her in order to keep up the charade.

No worries mate. Just two shoves and it'll be all over, then I'll fart, turn over and order her to fetch me another beer fromt fridge:o)

Spot on - if you can also make your dick 2 inches long our plan'll be watertight.

Cue the 'it already is' gags.

If you are hell bent on making this mistake....GET MARRIED AT CoMS, pre KO....sorted. Getting the chance to screw the rags will be useful practise for later that evening.

GingeryBlue wrote:

Burt wrote:

GingeryBlue wrote:Yes, hadn't thought of that, Sky can save me. Or Burt. Although Burt you have to be crap in the sack, unload early and fall asleep on her in order to keep up the charade.

No worries mate. Just two shoves and it'll be all over, then I'll fart, turn over and order her to fetch me another beer fromt fridge:o)

Spot on - if you can also make your dick 2 inches long our plan'll be watertight.

Cue the 'it already is' gags.

FUCK!! A full two inches. Im in awe.

razor400 wrote:

Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august

What about in world cup/Euro years?

I had to plan mine for after the FA Cup final (mainly in case any rags/scoucers were attending) and before the world cup started. Unfortunately, I never considered the play offs and the following year, I spent my first anniversary chewing my nails off at Wembley. I took her, obviously. She deserved that much and in years to come, she can tell people she went to the real Wembley.




She's still quite bitter, in case anyone is wondering how a woman's mind works.