fat shrek a gonner

[MilnersJaw]

What says it all?
He's still a very good player.

Shrek is shit and is stealing a livin. Been riding on hype all his career and literally all his goals are tap ins. Take away some service and he is average at best. The fat cunt can't even beat one defender one on one

[Lee_R]

What says it all?
He's still a very good player.

Shrek is shit and is stealing a livin. Been riding on hype all his career and literally all his goals are tap ins. Take away some service and he is average at best. The fat cunt can't even beat one defender one on one

Pretty sure that amazing fucking overhead kick wasnt a tap in. Call me what you want.. I can take it!

[zuricity]

Pretty sure that amazing fucking overhead kick wasnt a tap in. Call me what you want.. I can take it!

overhead shin pad you mean ??

[Clowncrete]

Breaking News: Shrek's letter to BaconFace made public.

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[MilnersJaw]

What says it all?
He's still a very good player.

Shrek is shit and is stealing a livin. Been riding on hype all his career and literally all his goals are tap ins. Take away some service and he is average at best. The fat cunt can't even beat one defender one on one

Pretty sure that amazing fucking overhead kick wasnt a tap in. Call me what you want.. I can take it!

a one off.

it was such a one off that shrek never shuts up about it and wanks over it daily via youtube.

how do you explain how a 'world class' striker can't bear defenders one on one, he prefers to pass, if he tries, he skies the ball wide.

[Bridge'srightfoot]

What says it all?
He's still a very good player.

Shrek is shit and is stealing a livin. Been riding on hype all his career and literally all his goals are tap ins. Take away some service and he is average at best. The fat cunt can't even beat one defender one on one

Give over. Seriously. He's a cunt but shit? Seriously.
he's scored 141 goals for the Rags in 278 games. That's impressive by anyones standards.
He's only scored tap ins? Give over, biggest load of shit. He's scored some incredible goals, and even if they were tap ins so what? A goal is a goal no matter how it's scored.

I can understand people not wanting him because of his Rag links but he is clearly not shit.

[Bridge'srightfoot]

Pretty sure that amazing fucking overhead kick wasnt a tap in. Call me what you want.. I can take it!

overhead shin pad you mean ??

If that was a city player you'd be wanking over it, calling it one of the greatest goals in history.
We all would. Incredible goal, shame it had to be against us.

[zuricity]

If that was a city player you'd be wanking over it, calling it one of the greatest goals in history.
We all would. Incredible goal, shame it had to be against us.

no i wouldn't i'd still call it a shin pad cos that is what it was . Don't speak for me, speak for yourself. I most certainly would not class it as one of the greatest goals in history . If anything , if you care to remember , just beforehand Micah got a head injury. I'm quite sure he would not have pulled out with a header. It was dangerous play and still a shin pad .

You seem to spend a lot of your time counterbalacing arguments extolling positive things about the rags.

For me every sperm is sacred and i prefer to gift them to women . As the old phrase goes, "one in Kate Bush is worth two in the hand"

[Bridge'srightfoot]

If that was a city player you'd be wanking over it, calling it one of the greatest goals in history.
We all would. Incredible goal, shame it had to be against us.

no i wouldn't i'd still call it a shin pad cos that is what it was . Don't speak for me, speak for yourself. I most certainly would not class it as one of the greatest goals in history . If anything , if you care to remember , just beforehand Micah got a head injury. I'm quite sure he would not have pulled out with a header. It was dangerous play and still a shin pad .

You seem to spend a lot of your time counterbalacing arguments extolling positive things about the rags.

For me every sperm is sacred and i prefer to gift them to women . As the old phrase goes, "one in Kate Bush is worth two in the hand"

Yes ou would, it's the nature of football fans. If Aguero scored that goal in a derby to win the game, people on here would genuinely say it was one of the greatest goals. Which it was.So what if it hit his shin? It went in. He was fucking upside down when he scored. Dangerous play? So the ref should have disallowed it ad booked him? To even get in a position to make contact with it was incredible.

[zuricity]

Yes ou would, it's the nature of football fans. If Aguero scored that goal in a derby to win the game, people on here would genuinely say it was one of the greatest goals. Which it was.So what if it hit his shin? It went in. He was fucking upside down when he scored. Dangerous play? So the ref should have disallowed it ad booked him? To even get in a position to make contact with it was incredible.

no they wouldn't . Like yayas goal against Newcastle, i said to my mate it was a lucky goal , it looked brilliant from a distance, but it was an Rvp 2x deflection goal , a typical rag goal this season , in off the defender.

If micah had gone with his head the ref would have to gave given a foul , Wooneys foot was high and his shin would have hit Micah in the face. That is dangerous play. I'm sure you've got a video somewhere , check it out , micah decides to lead wirh his arm

[london blue 2]

Na, not having it.

If Aguero scored that we'd still be raving its the best goal in the prem.

If balo scored it it'd be proof he's better than messi and tranny

If Dzeko scored it Bosnia would have a public holiday to celebrate and some on here would maintain he's still shit.

[Clowncrete]

Na, not having it.

If Aguero scored that we'd still be raving its the best goal in the prem.

If balo scored it it'd be proof he's better than messi and tranny

If Dzeko scored it Bosnia would have a public holiday to celebrate and some on here would maintain he's still shit.

Balo did score a goal like that against Villa, I think.

[london blue 2]

That was not in the same class mate.

[Clowncrete]

That was not in the same class mate.

How and why?

[bigblue]

Pretty sure that amazing fucking overhead kick wasnt a tap in. Call me what you want.. I can take it!

overhead shin pad you mean ??

If that was a city player you'd be wanking over it, calling it one of the greatest goals in history.
We all would. Incredible goal, shame it had to be against us.

Why are you a City fan?

PS: You don't always have to be the contrarian voice in every thread. It just makes you come off as a massive cunt.

[london blue 2]

That was not in the same class mate.

How and why?

If you can't see the difference then me explaining it won't help. I'm happy to agree to disagree.

[Mase]

How and why?

Because Balo isn't English.

[london blue 2]

I would just like to make it clear i wouldn't make this argument in front of any other footy fans. If a city player scored that goal I would be saying its one of the greatest goals I've ever seen.

[MilnersJaw]

How and why?

Because Balo isn't English.

shrek is barely english, let alone human.

[MilnersJaw]

I would just like to make it clear i wouldn't make this argument in front of any other footy fans. If a city player scored that goal I would be saying its one of the greatest goals I've ever seen.

for shreks average ability it was a one off. hence why he never shuts up about it. if this was messi or the tranny, it would be another day at the office.