City player locked up!

[ruralblue]

Burt, has that mate still got them fine watches we spoke about the other day?

[pepsi_dave]

I had also heard that he stole someones Grandfather aswell!!!!

[Beefymcfc]

What is this, the World Cup of bad jokes?

Yeah, and he should be counting the seconds that he isn't doing time already!

Watch it mate, don't try to get (clock)wise with me!

Another Wind Up merchant eh, next you'll be asking for Casio back from Sporting and that you're getting it on with Baby G!

[Somerset Blue]

Rolex-on the end of this thread...

[blue peter]

lets face it he must of been clocked red handed

[pepsi_dave]

I guess he's going to feel the long hand (ahem.... arm) of the law for this then!

I must admit, it came as a bit of G-Shock when I heard the news!

[blue peter]

his ticker must have been racing when he got lifted

[gillie]

Most of the TIME i dont listen to rumours but this seem to be on the Clock.

[ant london]

First offence whoever it is, he won't go down he'll probably get put on a Tag though

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Kelvin hasn't played since mid-september either. Even before that he wasn't getting too many minutes for Cardiff. What a bell end.

[Somerset Blue]

Why can't people debate this subject sensibly, instead of resorting to childish and generally unfunny jokes?
After all, he is still a City player.
Therefore, he deserves our full support.
Come on guys, what happened to 'innocent until proven guilty'?
He might not have actually done it!

[bobadji]

Why can't people debate this subject sensibly, instead of resorting to childish and generally unfunny jokes?
After all, he is still a City player.
Therefore, he deserves our full support.
Come on guys, what happened to 'innocent until proven guilty'?
He might not have actually done it!

Good post, people deserve to be ticked off

[Dr Golfball]

Hearing this shit really grinds my gears.

[Ted Hughes]

Why can't people debate this subject sensibly, instead of resorting to childish and generally unfunny jokes?
After all, he is still a City player.
Therefore, he deserves our full support.
Come on guys, what happened to 'innocent until proven guilty'?
He might not have actually done it!

Good post, people deserve to be ticked off

About time.

[Somerset Blue]

Why can't people debate this subject sensibly, instead of resorting to childish and generally unfunny jokes?
After all, he is still a City player.
Therefore, he deserves our full support.
Come on guys, what happened to 'innocent until proven guilty'?
He might not have actually done it!

Good post, people deserve to be ticked off

[bobadji]

I've heard the full story now anyway from an ITK. Apparently Kelv likes to show off a bit with the gangster style to the women, bit of a Casio-nova I'm led to believe.

[Ted Hughes]

Why can't people debate this subject sensibly, instead of resorting to childish and generally unfunny jokes?
After all, he is still a City player.
Therefore, he deserves our full support.
Come on guys, what happened to 'innocent until proven guilty'?
He might not have actually done it!

Good post, people deserve to be ticked off

Naughty.

[Somerset Blue]

So, who's going to judge this 'worst joke of all time' competition?

[xmusampa]

The guy must be cuckoo !

[Blue Ranger]

Apparently Cardiff letting him go. He keeps arriving a SEKONDA too late in the box. Sox guys, this is a WIND Up.