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Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2016 7:45 am
by Justified logic
freshie wrote:
Slim wrote:This has to be a stadium ban surely.

Now I have two months before Zlatan opens his gob or Shrek has a moan and I'll be 100% on the money.


He'll only try and sneak into the stadium in a laundry basket

Love to see them displaying their dirty laundry in public again.

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2016 8:00 am
by RodneyRodney
He could just sneak in as himself ; the guards will think it's a Hallowe'en costume

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:07 pm
by john@staustell
Great news - the Special Agent is going to see out his contract. That should see them well on the way to relegation by the middle of next season. If not this.

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:32 pm
by Nigels Tackle
RodneyRodney wrote:He could just sneak in as himself ; the guards will think it's a Hallowe'en costume


he's feeling more confident now that duncan edwards is nearing full fitness again

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 6:28 pm
by nottsblue
john@staustell wrote:Great news - the Special Agent is going to see out his contract. That should see them well on the way to relegation by the middle of next season. If not this.

Don't suppose they could extend his contract? To say, ten years?

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 6:30 pm
by Mikhail Chigorin
nottsblue wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Great news - the Special Agent is going to see out his contract. That should see them well on the way to relegation by the middle of next season. If not this.

Don't suppose they could extend his contract? To say, ten years?


They ought to give him ten years, but in a different place altogether.

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 6:34 pm
by nottsblue
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Great news - the Special Agent is going to see out his contract. That should see them well on the way to relegation by the middle of next season. If not this.

Don't suppose they could extend his contract? To say, ten years?


They ought to give him ten years, but in a different place altogether.

If I was Home Secretary he would be in the Tower with the key thrown away

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:52 pm
by sheblue
nottsblue wrote:
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Great news - the Special Agent is going to see out his contract. That should see them well on the way to relegation by the middle of next season. If not this.

Don't suppose they could extend his contract? To say, ten years?


They ought to give him ten years, but in a different place altogether.

If I was Home Secretary he would be in the Tower with the key thrown away


No no no he's Gollum and butt head rolled into one....let him flourish. 8-)

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:17 pm
by Mikhail Chigorin
nottsblue wrote:
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Great news - the Special Agent is going to see out his contract. That should see them well on the way to relegation by the middle of next season. If not this.

Don't suppose they could extend his contract? To say, ten years?


They ought to give him ten years, but in a different place altogether.

If I was Home Secretary he would be in the Tower with the key thrown away


Dear Prime Minister,

I know a bloke who would make a great Home Secretary and is, in fact, far superior to the present incumbent.

If you wish to avail yourself of this man's boundless talents, just contact...........................you know it makes sense.

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:24 pm
by Dimples
How about Keano - guaranteed to have everybody ripping each other's throats out in jig time.

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:26 am
by tzinc
they are running out of options
terrible desperate move hiring Mou
if I am a top manager why would I go there it is a mess player and ownership wise

it is very easy to go from top club to wilderness in the EPL

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:30 am
by dazby
He just looks so permanently grumpy.

Long may it continue.

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:15 am
by patrickblue
tzinc wrote:they are running out of options
terrible desperate move hiring Mou
if I am a top manager why would I go there it is a mess player and ownership wise

it is very easy to go from top club to wilderness in the EPL


But the really satisfying thing is that us getting Pep was probably the main reason they got moaning mo.

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:27 am
by johnny crossan
Manuel could be persuaded to take over and heal the holes I'm sure.

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:28 am
by john@staustell
johnny crossan wrote:Manuel could be persuaded to take over and heal the holes I'm sure.


Sven?

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:33 pm
by Spurge
Well Maureen's comments to the press after the rags latest pantomime performance tells you all you need to know about the 'special one'. He says one team approached the game like it was the champs league final the other like it was a training session. He also said that going behind so early suggests the team isn't focused. So publicly slating his team.

None of it was José's fault. It's not down to him to motivate and ensure his team goes on to the pitch prepared properly. The rags will surely continue to implode, a 'last season Chelsea experience ' seems very much on the cards. Nevermind.....

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:31 pm
by BookJunior
nottsblue wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Probably be Pochettino. Hope not as he knows what he's doing. Shrek as player manager would be good


Definitely hope that doesn't happen but I can't see him wanting to manage a team lower down the league

He'd go there in a shot. Much as we despise the rags, they are still one of the biggest clubs in Europe. They get the right manager in there and they have the potential to be as successful as they were under Bacon


They're searching for someone who can bring back former glories and a new Fergie.

They'll never find anyone.

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:43 pm
by nottsblue
BookJunior wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Probably be Pochettino. Hope not as he knows what he's doing. Shrek as player manager would be good


Definitely hope that doesn't happen but I can't see him wanting to manage a team lower down the league

He'd go there in a shot. Much as we despise the rags, they are still one of the biggest clubs in Europe. They get the right manager in there and they have the potential to be as successful as they were under Bacon


They're searching for someone who can bring back former glories and a new Fergie.

They'll never find anyone.

I hope not anytime soon. Fire enough arrows though and one will find a target

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:06 pm
by Blue Since 76
If they'd got Pocettino or Koeman last summer, if have been concerned they'd finally got a plan. Maureen didn't concern me, as he could have brought them short term glory, but it would always end in tears. As it happens, looks like he's skipped the short term bit and just give straight to blaming the players. I'll be amazed if he lasts the season.

Bryan Robson next, please.

Re: United's new manager

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:40 pm
by littlebig
The longer he stays the better imo. He's poison.