The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[john@staustell]

I reckon Rooney has lost interest in Grandma.

Gone full circle. Rooney looks like a Grandpa beside those girls. Acting like one also by falling asleep in a bedroom with those girls presumably game for a laugh.

All sorts of potential for lipstick art there. An opportunity not taken full advantage of.

[sheblue]

Fair play to him. You only live once.

[Wooders]

It’s more embarrassing to be the sleepy old fart in a hotel bedroom party at the grand old age of 35

[nottsblue]

So Lionel Rashford will miss the first 2 months of the season at least, due to shoulder surgery. How fucking big is the chip on his shoulder?

[sheblue]

Hahaha the Premier league is to change VAR so soft penalties won't be allowed no more.

Thats fake Bruno and the rags fucked

[Scatman]

Hahaha the Premier league is to change VAR so soft penalties won't be allowed no more.

Thats fake Bruno and the rags fucked

Yet if you read the Times or the Telegraph this will affect only Sterling and Mahrez

[zuricity]

I reckon Rooney has lost interest in Grandma.

Gone full circle. Rooney looks like a Grandpa beside those girls. Acting like one also by falling asleep in a bedroom with those girls presumably game for a laugh.

All sorts of potential for lipstick art there. An opportunity not taken full advantage of.

[Dimples]

Carragher's advise for Kane:

'...My message to Harry would the same as it was to Stevie: don’t ruin your reputation for this; always think about your name and standing in the game. For me, that is as important as any trophy Harry could win...'

Carragher's advice to Carragher re spitting at children.


Carragher's advice to VVD on his agitated stance re a transfer to Liverpool:. in the post....

Carragher's advice to Liverpool re the illegal approach made to VVD:. in the post......

Carragher's advise to Liverpool re hacking Man City's scouting system:. in the post....

All you need is a hard neck and a selective memory.....

[john@staustell]

Carragher's advise for Kane:

'...My message to Harry would the same as it was to Stevie: don’t ruin your reputation for this; always think about your name and standing in the game. For me, that is as important as any trophy Harry could win...'

Carragher's advice to Carragher re spitting at children.


Carragher's advice to VVD on his agitated stance re a transfer to Liverpool:. in the post....

Carragher's advice to Liverpool re the illegal approach made to VVD:. in the post......

Carragher's advise to Liverpool re hacking Man City's scouting system:. in the post....

All you need is a hard neck and a selective memory.....

You couldn't make it up. Stoning buses etc etc. Liverpool is a bizarre mindset operation. All the silly articles that pop up from their OS or strange Liverpool news sites seem like incredibly childish cheap little digs at City that seem to have been written by a 5 year old - nah nah na nah na!

It's really weird. Still, as long as we keep getting under their skin..............

[johnny crossan]

They’re trying out glass coffins. Will they catch on? Remains to be seen.

I went on a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again.

My son’s taking part in a social experiment. Had to wear a Man U top for a week. He’s been sworn at, kicked and spat upon. It’ll be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house!

[Harry Dowd scored]

Rags play Young Boys away, the venue is Wankdorf how appropriate

[Mase]

Rags play Young Boys away, the venue is Wankdorf how appropriate

Michael Brown on Instagram has taken a pic of United training on the pitch at the stadium with ‘WANK’ behind them in massive letters

[CTID Hants]

Rags play Young Boys away, the venue is Wankdorf how appropriate

Michael Brown on Instagram has taken a pic of United training on the pitch at the stadium with ‘WANK’ behind them in massive letters

I searched an couldn't find it, have you a link mate? or his name/handle?

[Mase]

Rags play Young Boys away, the venue is Wankdorf how appropriate

Michael Brown on Instagram has taken a pic of United training on the pitch at the stadium with ‘WANK’ behind them in massive letters

I searched an couldn't find it, have you a link mate? or his name/handle?

Sent on FB mate

[CTID Hants]

Rags play Young Boys away, the venue is Wankdorf how appropriate

Michael Brown on Instagram has taken a pic of United training on the pitch at the stadium with ‘WANK’ behind them in massive letters

I searched an couldn't find it, have you a link mate? or his name/handle?

Sent on FB mate

Cheers mate

[Tokyo Blue]

Can anyone print it here, for those of us of a non-technical dispostiion. Please?

[Mase]

Can anyone print it here, for those of us of a non-technical dispostiion. Please?

Michael Brown’s pic? I’m not sure how to put it on here but he’s @michaelbrowny1 on Instagram

[CTID Hants]

Can anyone print it here, for those of us of a non-technical dispostiion. Please?

There you go TB, courtesy of Mase

[PeterParker]

Well, well.

[failsworthblue]

Oh Dear