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by carl_feedthegoat » Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:31 pm
Mase wrote:salford city wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:On second thoughts.....
Mendy & Rodri spit-roast........?
Not fair on Rodri .......
Rodri isn’t mobile enough for anything like that.
.........................................and the other one would injure himself before he even got to his zipper.
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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by zuricity » Fri Nov 27, 2020 2:10 pm
I'll just bump this up again.
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by Tokyo Blue » Fri Nov 27, 2020 4:32 pm
zuricity wrote:I'll just bump this up again.
Chortle.
Your right leg I like; I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is neither have you.
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by BlueinBosnia » Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:46 am
Brilliant stat in this BBC article:
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/55235876Amazingly, since reaching the final in 2011, United have won only two individual Champions League knockout round matches, in 2014 when David Moyes' side came back from a 2-0 first-leg deficit to beat Olympiakos and in 2019, in that amazing night against PSG, when Marcus Rashford's injury-time penalty overturned a two-goal defeat from the first leg at Old Trafford.
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(Ferguson. Chewing-gum cock.)
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by london blue 2 » Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:03 am
We'd better beat these cunts at the weekend
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by Wonderwall » Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:38 am
zuricity wrote:I'll just bump this up again.
Kudos, had me in stitches
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by sheblue » Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:51 am
zuricity wrote:I'll just bump this up again.
But lets hold off on the laughing for now.
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by john@staustell » Mon Dec 14, 2020 12:34 pm
Out of Europa too now. Real Sociedad, top of La Liga and David Silva flying.
Wish he was still with us, instead of that shower of shite we saw the other day.
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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by Beefymcfc » Tue Dec 15, 2020 1:22 pm
Not sure what we’re laughing at, just seen this headline for a MEN article and it looks like the Rags are now on the ascendancy while we are further in decline.
The signs of Manchester United Premier League progression while Man City regress
In the words of my Old Man, "Life will never be the same without Man City, so get it in while you can".
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by carolina-blue » Tue Dec 15, 2020 5:18 pm
Beefymcfc wrote:Not sure what we’re laughing at, just seen this headline for a MEN article and it looks like the Rags are now on the ascendancy while we are further in decline.
The signs of Manchester United Premier League progression while Man City regress
Looks like That cunt Ashton earning his 30pieces of silver
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by Hazy2 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 5:25 pm
carolina-blue wrote:Beefymcfc wrote:Not sure what we’re laughing at, just seen this headline for a MEN article and it looks like the Rags are now on the ascendancy while we are further in decline.
The signs of Manchester United Premier League progression while Man City regress
Looks like That cunt Ashton earning his 30pieces of silver
Ashton proves the control SKY have over football SKY TO THE SCUM. COINCEDENCE RIGHT !
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by city72 » Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:15 am
Oh how they laugh
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by johnny crossan » Tue Dec 22, 2020 10:28 pm
So I said to the wife, what should I do with all this bubble wrap.
She said pop it over there in the corner.
Took me four hours.
Eeeeeeee
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by Bluemoon4610 » Tue Dec 22, 2020 11:12 pm
johnny crossan wrote:So I said to the wife, what should I do with all this bubble wrap.
She said pop it over there in the corner.
Took me four hours.
Eeeeeeee

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by City64 » Thu Dec 31, 2020 3:46 pm
Edinson Cavani banned for 3 games for tweet on social media .
Not really here
Fuck VAR
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by zuricity » Thu Dec 31, 2020 9:43 pm
City64 wrote:Edinson Cavani banned for 3 games for tweet on social media .
The plug should be pulled on the Twitters servers for good. Ditto Facebook.
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by johnny crossan » Mon Jan 04, 2021 10:14 pm
The other day this bloke said if I didn't shut up he was gonna hit me with the neck of his guitar. I said, "is that a fret?!"
Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles he asked me if I wasn’t afraid that he might be a serial killer. I told him absolutely not - that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely!
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by carolina-blue » Mon Jan 04, 2021 10:29 pm
zuricity wrote:City64 wrote:Edinson Cavani banned for 3 games for tweet on social media .
The plug should be pulled on the Twitters servers for good. Ditto Facebook.
We now get a 2 hr sly news everyday
Caught it today thought bound to show the goals from yesterday. did they fuck, all talk about this cunts ban and how the premier league have tarnished his reputation and Uruguay players want his ban overturned , won’t be watching that shite again
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by Beefymcfc » Mon Jan 04, 2021 11:37 pm
johnny crossan wrote:The other day this bloke said if I didn't shut up he was gonna hit me with the neck of his guitar. I said, "is that a fret?!"
Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles he asked me if I wasn’t afraid that he might be a serial killer. I told him absolutely not - that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely!
Lol, thank you, pal

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by Beefymcfc » Mon Jan 04, 2021 11:40 pm
carolina-blue wrote:zuricity wrote:City64 wrote:Edinson Cavani banned for 3 games for tweet on social media .
The plug should be pulled on the Twitters servers for good. Ditto Facebook.
We now get a 2 hr sly news everyday
Caught it today thought bound to show the goals from yesterday. did they fuck, all talk about this cunts ban and how the premier league have tarnished his reputation and Uruguay players want his ban overturned , won’t be watching that shite again
As somebody mentioned, influencers in full effect. Sky cannot have the PL brand tarnished, everything possible will be done to carpet over the reputation of certain clubs.
In the words of my Old Man, "Life will never be the same without Man City, so get it in while you can".
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