Eva has quit ...

[zuricity]

It would be fucking brilliant if we gave her a job on our medical team.

What kind of job would you expect her to be able to do ?

[Crossie]

It would be fucking brilliant if we gave her a job on our medical team.

What kind of job would you expect her to be able to do ?

She could cook their food and wash up afterwards?

[zuricity]

It would be fucking brilliant if we gave her a job on our medical team.

What kind of job would you expect her to be able to do ?

She could cook their food and wash up afterwards?

Is she any good at fixing cars ?

https://youtu.be/ZUabDrfjATY

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

It's difficult to imagine just how much lower Chelsea can get as a club. From the gangster that owns them; it's racist, fascist fans; it's poisonous manager and degenerate, cheating players. This is a new low, even for this club.

[Nigels Tackle]

i hope this story has a happy ending

[DoomMerchant]

i hope this story has a happy ending

alright, that was fucking pretty damn good. Well played.

bean-counting sexist.

cheers

[Plain Speaking]

We should only consider employing her if she is much better than our existing medical team. We need to be strictly professional and not look for petty point scoring against a rival. Sure the tabloids would lap it up, they are obsessed with everything Mourinho. We need to avoid off the field distractions and concentrate on winning our games. She is attractive, there were rumours she has had relationships with Chelsea players, we had enough distracting "extra marital" rumours about our players last season.

[blues2win]

Eva will be fine. Chelsea are bang to rights because the referee and the player motioned to get medical help, plus Mourinho's sexist remarks plus her constructive dismissal. She'll get a nice fat pay off plus gagging clause and then walk into another job. Sadly Doomy is right. None of us will get a date with her. Oh well. Other fish in the sea!

[Mase]

Eva will be fine. Chelsea are bang to rights because the referee and the player motioned to get medical help, plus Mourinho's sexist remarks plus her constructive dismissal. She'll get a nice fat pay off plus gagging clause and then walk into another job. Sadly Doomy is right. None of us will get a date with her. Oh well. Other fish in the sea!

Gagged you say...tell me more!

[AG7]

Apparently FA has received substantial proof from various sources including video footage showing Mourinho insulting her on the touchline, including some sexist remarks ... minimum punishment by FA's own rules is a fine + 5 match touchline ban. Can't wait for it all to come out and the obnoxious one to be banned. May they lose all five while he is out, or actually Roman might have had enough of him by then, as this surely brings shame on the club.

[DoomMerchant]

We should only consider employing her if she is much better than our existing medical team. We need to be strictly professional and not look for petty point scoring against a rival. Sure the tabloids would lap it up, they are obsessed with everything Mourinho. We need to avoid off the field distractions and concentrate on winning our games. She is attractive, there were rumours she has had relationships with Chelsea players, we had enough distracting "extra marital" rumours about our players last season.

rumours she had relationships with Chelsea players?

i'm hardly offended in life. THAT shit ^^ offends me. Why slut shame her dude? Are you the Daily Mail A: Yes.

just stop it. Show the Doctor some respect. If you want to be salacious, make tongue depressor jokes all day long. Don't extend the bullshit stories that Chelsea probably slipped into the media trying to make her out to be some whore who fucks the players and perhaps therefore shouldn't be trusted to tell the truth. It's just horseshit. I don't care if she took Ashley Cole's caramel cock in her ass dude. Has zero bearing on the current situation and is only trying to obscure the real issue, which is that Jose is a complete fucking cunt. Don't help them.


cheers

[iwasthere2012]

We should only consider employing her if she is much better than our existing medical team. We need to be strictly professional and not look for petty point scoring against a rival. Sure the tabloids would lap it up, they are obsessed with everything Mourinho. We need to avoid off the field distractions and concentrate on winning our games. She is attractive, there were rumours she has had relationships with Chelsea players, we had enough distracting "extra marital" rumours about our players last season.

rumours she had relationships with Chelsea players?

i'm hardly offended in life. THAT shit ^^ offends me. Why slut shame her dude? Are you the Daily Mail A: Yes.

just stop it. Show the Doctor some respect. If you want to be salacious, make tongue depressor jokes all day long. Don't extend the bullshit stories that Chelsea probably slipped into the media trying to make her out to be some whore who fucks the players and perhaps therefore shouldn't be trusted to tell the truth. It's just horseshit. I don't care if she took Ashley Cole's caramel cock in her ass dude. Has zero bearing on the current situation and is only trying to obscure the real issue, which is that Jose is a complete fucking cunt. Don't help them.
cheers

To be honest Doomie, you make a valid point and then diminish your own argument by gratuitously adding a crude example, as if to reinforce your point.
All the sexual innuendo and schoolyard humour on here amongst us all, does more to disrespect the woman than anything in the paragraph Plain Speaking has written, in my view. He merely states a view that we should treat her professionally. He is not endorsing anything that has been put out in the media.

I think only speaking about her on here, with a snigger and nudge, nudge wink, wink thrown in does nothing more than reinforce in psyche of the public, the possibility that there may be no smoke without fire. You may be sure it's the same in forums all over the Premier league, not just ours.
That's Chelsea's job done for them.
Personally I think the whole thing was contrived. None of Maureens arguments about the events of the match day make sense. makes you wonder did he want her out and this was his opportunity. As to why this would be, I've no idea.