Monkey Boy

[mr_nool]

Since I am black if I call him Monkey Boy would that be considered racist?

Most Gibbons are white, so I would say yes, most definitely.

[Slim]

We could call him Mandrill, but they are all kinds of colours, I think we'd all be racists then.

[mr_nool]

I think we could all learn a thing or two from the gibbons.

[JamieMCFC]

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[Dameerto]

this monkey boy shit is a bit old and, frankly, ridiculous. so if fans can get banned from stadiums for throwing bananas at him or making monkey noises at him can we cut this shit out?

But its not a racist thing calling him monkey boy. If he were black then there would be uproar. Fact is he has the facial features of a monkey. End of. It aint racist.

No, it isn't, but...

I reckon it's pretty inadvisable to make monkey noises and/or gestures at a football match whatever the circumstances, given their historical significance. It's just bad taste. Likewise, it's pretty sad that a group of middle-aged fellas would take pleasure in taunting a young lad over his admittedly unfortunate facial features at a match.

It's not a particularly funny nickname anyway. Almost as bad as Dazby's 'Superjaw' moniker for Milner. Sorry, Dazby!

It doesn't upset me to the point where I'd try and shut down its usage on an internet forum, though.

Anyone for an inflatable banana? It's about time some things were reclaimed, like the flag of St. George was.

[AG7]

this monkey boy shit is a bit old and, frankly, ridiculous. so if fans can get banned from stadiums for throwing bananas at him or making monkey noises at him can we cut this shit out?

I agree ... grow up people!

[Beefymcfc]

this monkey boy shit is a bit old and, frankly, ridiculous. so if fans can get banned from stadiums for throwing bananas at him or making monkey noises at him can we cut this shit out?

I agree ... grow up people!

I agree.







































Monkey Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

[MilnersJaw]

didn't realise spurs sent scouts to thailand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWmcl-jauvc

what next, a lady boy?

[Mikhail Chigorin]

If fans and posters on here are going to be asked to refrain from referring to Bale's simian characteristics, in all fairness they might have also to be asked to stop using the term "Whisky Purple Nose" (or other such suitable and appropriate epithets) for Ferguscum.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander (or, in this case, not good), I suppose - but how boring would that be ??

[TheGOAT]

this monkey boy shit is a bit old and, frankly, ridiculous. so if fans can get banned from stadiums for throwing bananas at him or making monkey noises at him can we cut this shit out?

But its not a racist thing calling him monkey boy. If he were black then there would be uproar. Fact is he has the facial features of a monkey. End of. It aint racist.

So does Samuel Eto'o, there was uproar when monkey chants were made at him!

[Mase]

So does Samuel Eto'o, there was uproar when monkey chants were made at him!

Making monkey chants might not be racist, but has anyone ever accused him of having a massive schlong? Now that would be racist!!

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

His career has been funny. He was complete trash as leftback and couldn't defend at all. Move to midfield and he has been terrific eversince.

Mancini has tried the same with Kolarov. LOL.

[Blue Since 76]

His career has been funny. He was complete trash as leftback and couldn't defend at all. Move to midfield and he has been terrific eversince.

Mancini has tried the same with Kolarov. LOL.

Wasn't 'Arry on the verge of selling him for about £1m because every time he played, Spurs lost? Then he shoved him in midfield due to injuries and then the press claim he's a tactical genius.

[DoomMerchant]

monkey man sounds better

Especially when it's a Stones song.

[DoomMerchant]

Making monkey chants might not be racist, but has anyone ever accused him of having a massive schlong? Now that would be racist!!

Kolarov has a penis like the guys head in Hellraiser I heard.

[Mase]

Kolarov has a penis like the guys head in Hellraiser I heard.

Is that why he's so angry all the time?

[chips]

Is that why he's so angry all the time?

That's why everyone in prisons around the world are afraid of him.

[Green & Blue]

No comment

[bigblue]

monkey man sounds better

Especially when it's a Stones song.

Even better as a toots and the maytals song

[one man army]

i'd pay every money for bale. we can afford him, bring him in!