Non-City Wishlist

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Brisbane roar to win the a-league and Asian champs league.
Bolton and wigan to survive.
Qpr to drop.
Newcastle to miraculously make top 4.
Liverpool to finish out the top 6
Chelsea in the Europa league.
West ham to be promoted
Southampton to be promoted
Aston villa sack MacLeish
Real Madrid to win cl and la liga
Jose back to England.
Howard Webb gets aids
England win the euros with Rooney on the bench
Gold coast to stay in the a league
My teams I coach to win trophies
Sheffield teams up
Barcelona to get spanked by anybody
Harry redknapp to buy adebayor

[Green & Blue]

Ian Holloway taking charge of England.
Howard Webb admitting his undying love for the rags.
Gareth Bale getting his ears pinned back.
Suarez representing Uruguayan Olympic diving team.
Fergie admitted to the Priory for raging drinking problem.
Neville breaking down live on sky as Utd collapse.

[Esky]

Scum to finish second.
Sheffield Wed promoted, hopefully overtaking United on the final day of the season. United then to fail in the playoffs.
Brighton promoted (Poyet, Razak, Assulin)
Notts Forest and Coventry to survive in the Championship.
Liverpool to have a late surge so Dalglish is given more money to waste in the summer.

[Moonchesteri]

Would actually like to see Chelsea win the CL.

For some reason, me too.
Would also love it if Newcastle nicked the 4th spot somehow (not at our expense!!)
And Liverpool to continue being poor, finishing below Everton (can't believe I'm hoping for anything good to happen to them!!) And continuing to buy mediocre players for big money. We could offer Savic for £15m for example..
I hope Betis stays up, Valencia takes 3rd spot in La Liga and place in Europe for Mallorca too
In Germany hopefully the title will go to anyone but Bayern
Oh and I do not want to see Reading in Prem

[CityGer]

- Spurs finish 5th

- Newcastle finish 4th

- Bolton win the FA Cup

- Ferguson getting chained up in a pool, conscious, with a baited hook attached to his vagina & faced with a dozen starved goliath tiger fish

- Rummenigge getting kidnapped & buried alive in some desert

- Platini choking on a frog

- Dalglish never to retire, so the scouse teams can fight over 7th/8th place forever

Not a bad shout.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Norwich not to win more than one game in remainder of the season.
QPR for relegation.

[phips]

Ferguson to die
Shrek to be found guilty of being a paedo
Wio to get aids
Something bad to happen to Netenyahu and Obomber, probably death

what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Pretty Boy Lee]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

His list wasn't long enough for a start!

[Bianchi on Ice]

rooney to get uglier over the summer.

I know, but I thought that last summer, and funnily enough, my wish came true

[King Kev]

Sunderland to lose on Saturday
Arsenal to get beat on 08 April
Norwich to get beat on 14 April
Wolves to get nothing out of the game on 22 April
The scum to get thrashed on 30 April
Newcastle to lose their last home game of the season
QPR crash out of the league on the last game

[Esky]

Norwich not to win more than one game in remainder of the season.
QPR for relegation.

What's wrong with Norwich? The 5-1 game this season was my first live City match, so I guess I'll always have a soft spot for them.

And as much as I'd enjoy Sparky going down, I don't mind QPR - SWP, Nedum and that documentary they put out make them somewhat likable, imo.

[Dronny]

- Spurs finish 5th

- Newcastle finish 4th

- Bolton win the FA Cup

- Ferguson getting chained up in a pool, conscious, with a baited hook attached to his vagina & faced with a dozen starved goliath tiger fish

- Rummenigge getting kidnapped & buried alive in some desert

- Platini choking on a frog

- Dalglish never to retire, so the scouse teams can fight over 7th/8th place forever

Not a bad shout.

Holy moly, you don't see many of them in the local aquarium.

Tuesday's - A night of dirty shagging with Halle B
Wednesday's - A night of dirty shagging with Kylie
Thursday's - A night of dirty shagging with Elle McPherson
Friday's - A night of dirty shagging with Jessica Ennis
Saturday's - A night of dirty shagging with Natalie Gulbis, followed by a golf lesson
Sunday's - A night of dirty shagging with Beyonce
Monday's - A night of dirty shagging with the bird with great nips on Chinners b*ll*x followed by watching [strike]City[/strike] some team humiliate the scum to win the league on the 30th April

[Dubciteh]

- Spurs finish 5th

- Newcastle finish 4th

- Bolton win the FA Cup

- Ferguson getting chained up in a pool, conscious, with a baited hook attached to his vagina & faced with a dozen starved goliath tiger fish

- Rummenigge getting kidnapped & buried alive in some desert

- Platini choking on a frog

- Dalglish never to retire, so the scouse teams can fight over 7th/8th place forever

I will give you a million to one on that...

[Alioune DVToure]

I will give you a million to one on that...

Imagine how gutted he'd be I they all came in other than the first one.

[Alioune DVToure]

What's wrong with Norwich? The 5-1 game this season was my first live City match, so I guess I'll always have a soft spot for them.

And as much as I'd enjoy Sparky going down, I don't mind QPR - SWP, Nedum and that documentary they put out make them somewhat likable, imo.

Haha is problem with Norwich us that if they win two more league games, he's giving a tenner to a charity of my choosing.

[Goaters 103]

Football's great entertainers, who play the best football of all time, to finish 5th
Chelsea to win the FA Cup leading to the club appointing Di Matteo as full-time manager
QPR go down, relegated by us on the last day
Anybody but Bayern Munich wins the Champions League

[Duckman]

Drunken Tramp dies asap.
Scum come second.
QPR and Wigan get relegated.
Moyes Dies.
Camel lip dies.
Spuds come 5th
Bindippers lose every match and KK dies.

fixed.

[Chinners]

Sunderland to lose on Saturday
Arsenal to get beat on 08 April
Norwich to get beat on 14 April
Wolves to get nothing out of the game on 22 April
The scum to get thrashed on 30 April
Newcastle to lose their last home game of the season
QPR crash out of the league on the last game

THIS, and not a deathwish in sight, Fabrice Muamba likes this.

I'd also like to see Chelsea win the Chumps league and then come 5th in the Prem ... just for the laugh

[Ted Hughes]

Hughes wins Manager Of The Month after famous victory at OT.
Hughes sacked after record defeat at Champions Man City.

Allardyce sacked for being 'shit' even though West Ham are promoted.
Harry Redknapp jailed for tax evasion evasion.

Newcastle finish 4th.

Swansea finish above Liverpool.

[Goaters 103]

Wigan survive. Can't put my finger on why but there's something likeable about Martinez.

Brown shoes? Its the main thing he's brought to the Premier League as the Wigan fan I know points out.