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Postby john@staustell » Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:18 am

Bye bye DC.

Shame SKY aren't so moral when they take people on as well as when they sack them though.
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:00 pm

Only just heard about this (being completely behind the times as usual). Don't know how badly the Smackhead was injured but hope it was nothing trivial.

Mind you, he could have done us all a favour and killed himself outright.
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Crossie » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:39 pm

Dunnylad wrote:
Crossie wrote:Why the FUCK wasnt he wearing a seatbelt? In a car like that, even at 70mph a seatbelt along with an airbag for everything including your cock and balls would make it very unlikely he "cheated death", drama queen.

Mind didn't the same happen to Kinky? If my memory serves me right they thought not wearing seat belt saved him as he slid into footwell - or something like that - seat belts are overrated


Ill take my chances and wear one, although the sort of accidents i might have in a diesel Mazda 2, are PROBABLY quite different than a Ferrari or Mecedes Armoured Personnel Carrier.
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Dameerto » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:45 pm

If I was in a crash I know I would rather rely on a seatbelt than bravado and testosterone.
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Ted Hughes » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:03 pm

Dameerto wrote:If I was in a crash I know I would rather rely on a seatbelt than bravado and testosterone.


I feel uneasy if I'm not wearing a seatbelt when in a car with most of the fucking nutters I know. Never used to bother me back in the days when I never ever put it on. Strange. If I was in a car with Paul Meson I'd want an outfit like the Michelin man (and a pair of ear plugs).
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Dameerto » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:35 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
Dameerto wrote:If I was in a crash I know I would rather rely on a seatbelt than bravado and testosterone.


I feel uneasy if I'm not wearing a seatbelt when in a car with most of the fucking nutters I know. Never used to bother me back in the days when I never ever put it on. Strange. If I was in a car with Paul Meson I'd want an outfit like the Michelin man (and a pair of ear plugs).


If I was in a car with Merson I'd be the one causing the accident.
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Blue in the face » Fri Oct 14, 2011 5:48 pm

Ha ha. I though this thread was about Bingo.
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby simon12 » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:37 pm

Cheats at death, cheats at being a knowledgeable football pundit, cheats with drugs, cheats on his wife. The dickhead is a fucking CHEAT....ALL of which has been proven.


MERSON YOU ARE A FUCKING PRICK
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby bluesbrother » Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:21 pm

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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby dave watson's perm » Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:58 am

Selfish cunt

No doubt Talksport will welcome him with open chequebook arms
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