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Lads why all the bitching , don't you all know the golden rule; if he's got a shaven head hes a defensive midfielder. If he has got hair he aint.

simple as that.

razor400 wrote:Lads why all the bitching , don't you all know the golden rule; if he's got a shaven head hes a defensive midfielder. If he has got hair he aint.

simple as that.

No wonder Ireland's been so confused.

They're showin his medical on the OS

http://www.mcfc.co.uk/Video

What happened to a quick cough while havin your balls felt?

blootoof wrote:They're showin his medical on the OS

http://www.mcfc.co.uk/Video

What happened to a quick cough while havin your balls felt?

All those perverted school nurses have now retired. Amazing what you could get away with in the past!

john@staustell wrote:

blootoof wrote:They're showin his medical on the OS

http://www.mcfc.co.uk/Video

What happened to a quick cough while havin your balls felt?

All those perverted school nurses [strike]have now retired[/strike]are now inside. Amazing what you could get away with in the past!

Yeh true, I thought being given an enema when I was six for a sore ear was a bit ott.

john@staustell wrote:

blootoof wrote:They're showin his medical on the OS

http://www.mcfc.co.uk/Video

What happened to a quick cough while havin your balls felt?

All those perverted school nurses have now retired. Amazing what you could get away with in the past!

It's when the doctor makes you hold his balls & cough, that you really have a problem.

Ted Hughes wrote:

john@staustell wrote:

blootoof wrote:They're showin his medical on the OS

http://www.mcfc.co.uk/Video

What happened to a quick cough while havin your balls felt?

All those perverted school nurses have now retired. Amazing what you could get away with in the past!

It's when the doctor makes you hold his balls & cough, that you really have a problem.

not school-related, but i had a Physician's Assistant put her finger up my butt about 6 years ago while doing a physical. She was almost cute, and that the fact that she didn't seem to mind/might have half-enjoyed it bumped her up from a 6.5 to a 7.5 easy.

i have to say that i preferred her touch to my current doctor's sausage fingers and his pseudo-gay banter ("haha...well here comes the worst part for both of us") while checking me out.

needless to say, based on the above stories i don't get a routine physical very often...every couple weeks.

cheers

DoomMerchant wrote:

Ted Hughes wrote:

john@staustell wrote:

blootoof wrote:They're showin his medical on the OS

http://www.mcfc.co.uk/Video

What happened to a quick cough while havin your balls felt?

All those perverted school nurses have now retired. Amazing what you could get away with in the past!

It's when the doctor makes you hold his balls & cough, that you really have a problem.

not school-related, but i had a Physician's Assistant put her finger up my butt about 6 years ago while doing a physical. She was almost cute, and that the fact that she didn't seem to mind/might have half-enjoyed it bumped her up from a 6.5 to a 7.5 easy.

i have to say that i preferred her touch to my current doctor's sausage fingers and his pseudo-gay banter ("haha...well here comes the worst part for both of us") while checking me out.

needless to say, based on the above stories i don't get a routine physical very often...every couple weeks.

cheers

Nurses....Doctors....., how many people actually need to stick their fingers (that's plural of course) up you A-Hole?

Once maybe, twice and two is just gay!

PS. I had some ugly bird check my balls out on my Army Medical, which I thought was normal. It was only when I asked the lads about theirs that I realised I'd been had................really had!