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Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:14 pm
by Slim
His hand gestures when telling Johnson off were brilliant, like a baseball coach signaling.

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:22 pm
by Dameerto
That's why Heskey can fewk off

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:22 pm
by Slim
GET THE FUCK IN YOU CUNT!!!!!!

1-0 England.

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:23 pm
by kinkylola
you put an actual striker in and he scores ... it's hardly rocket science

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:24 pm
by Slim
kinkylola wrote:you put an actual striker in and he scores ... it's hardly rocket science


It could be, when football moves to zero-G.

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:25 pm
by Dameerto
Depends whether you use players with engines

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:26 pm
by Slim
Ashton might have been a decent player if we attached a rocket to him.

Lampard you fucking muppet.

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:29 pm
by Slim
Terry has been amazing so far, good interceptions and a couple of crucial blocks.

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:30 pm
by Slim
How did that not go in? Oh my word.

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:30 pm
by Dameerto
Slim wrote:Terry has been amazing so far, good interceptions and a couple of crucial blocks.


His off the ball movement has been really good, intelligent positions to give Cole options other than a pass back to the keeper.

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:31 pm
by spiv
Sister of Fu had Defoe down as the first goal scorer, I wonder if she knows that we've kicked off already? Oh and Slim tell Ross his bet is fucked :)

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:32 pm
by Slim
Dameerto wrote:
Slim wrote:Terry has been amazing so far, good interceptions and a couple of crucial blocks.


His off the ball movement has been really good, intelligent positions to give Cole options other than a pass back to the keeper.


You realise what we've done, right?

I think we should delete our posts.

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:33 pm
by Dameerto
I got carried away in a moment of madness, I feel unclean.

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:35 pm
by Slim
Do Slovakians think all Englishmen look alike? They are pinging them at James like they think Green is still in goal.

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:35 pm
by CityGer
Milner's crossing is exceptional.

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:40 pm
by Slim
Defoe gets a hug from the Slovak defender after failing to beat the keeper to a long ball, feel the love.

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:45 pm
by spiv
Slim I dont want to be picky but we're playing slovenia :)

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:45 pm
by Slim
No why the fuck did we give that ball back? They were trying to play on and when they saw they had nothing offered upfront they kicked it out as a "sporting" act.

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:46 pm
by Slim
spiv wrote:Slim I dont want to be picky but we're playing slovenia :)


They all look alike to me. ;)

Re: *** Official England v Slovenia Thread ***

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:46 pm
by Dameerto
Of course the real reason we're doing ok so far is that I deliberately avoided putting a fantasy bet on them