*** January Transfer Window ***

[C & C]

Both of you need to learn how to write a sentence.

Lol, seriously?

Yes.

[bigblue]

Lol, seriously?

Seriously.

I want to read what you have to say but my head hurts too much after the 2nd line. Its impossible to read paragraph-long run on sentences. If you dont lile periods, just break the lines apart.

Or not. But keep I'm mind most people aren't goning to make the effort to read it.

[Im_Spartacus]

Seriously. I want to read what you have to say but my head hurts too much after the 2nd line. Its impossible to read paragraph-long run on sentences. If you dont lile periods, just break the lines apart. Or not. But keep I'm mind most people aren't goning to make the effort to read it.

He's taking the piss out of the poster above him you numpty

[bigblue]

He's taking the piss out of the poster above him you numpty

Oh ok. I'm pumped on amphetamines to get over a cold so sarcasm is lost on me today.

[Im_Spartacus]

Oh ok. I'm pumped on amphetamines to get over a cold so sarcasm is lost on me today.

What the fuck sort of cold is that, and who's ya doctor, he'll have a queue in the morning

[Cit.revenge]

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[Cit.revenge]

Seriously. I want to read what you have to say but my head hurts too much after the 2nd line. Its impossible to read paragraph-long run on sentences. If you dont lile periods, just break the lines apart. Or not. But keep I'm mind most people aren't goning to make the effort to read it.

He's taking the piss out of the poster above him you numpty

Oh thank for make that clear ,i was confused for a moment wtf is he ranting about .Piss away mate .

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

He's taking the piss out of the poster above him you numpty

Oh ok. I'm pumped on amphetamines to get over a cold so sarcasm is lost on me today.

Just today?

[ruralblue]

Oh ok. I'm pumped on amphetamines to get over a cold so sarcasm is lost on me today.

Wow! Ace Dr you got. They used hyperactive kids amphetamine to bring them down (reverse effect), but thats some cold. Do they prescribe lsd for flu? ;-)

[bigblue]

Oh thank for make that clear ,i was confused for a moment wtf is he ranting about .Piss away mate .

Alright, you don't speak English as your first language. So spelling can be a problem. But you shouldn't constantly misspell player's names. And how do you constantly fuck up basic things like spaces and punctuation every other word?

Even my doc doesn't have a pill for your FUCKING GOUT-FILLED BALKAN INBRED CROOKED KIELBASA FINGERS. I can form more coherent sentences by typing with my nutsack. You seem like a nice guy, but get it together you lazy lazy ballbag!!

[Chopper]

Oh ok. I'm pumped on amphetamines to get over a cold so sarcasm is lost on me today.

Wow! Ace Dr you got. They used hyperactive kids amphetamine to bring them down (reverse effect), but thats some cold. Do they prescribe lsd for flu? ;-)

I tried adderall once it was ace. Cleaned the house then rang every female in my phone til I got my penis tasted. She wwasnt much to look at but then again, either was I at the time.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Oh man exactly this shit transfer I was saying am you stick talk about Dzeko and all transfer this I agree all players Jovetic out and pogba in Juve and united fucked with him I want no new players Guidetti out gone shit myself what to do I agree 100% whatever the fuck you said up there now admit you are Paulus and xavi go to is for NYCFC probably all right all done. Agreed!

My thoughts exactly :-)

[I Just Blue Myself]

Oh ok. I'm pumped on amphetamines to get over a cold so sarcasm is lost on me today.

What the fuck sort of cold is that, and who's ya doctor, he'll have a queue in the morning

Dr. Jovetic.

[Original Dub]

This thread is a fantastic read.

[DoomMerchant]

I tried adderall once it was ace. Cleaned the house then rang every female in my phone til I got my penis tasted. She wwasnt much to look at but then again, either was I at the time.

Haha...you got a big belly laff with that one.

[Cit.revenge]

Oh thank for make that clear ,i was confused for a moment wtf is he ranting about .Piss away mate .

Alright, you don't speak English as your first language. So spelling can be a problem. But you shouldn't constantly misspell player's names. And how do you constantly fuck up basic things like spaces and punctuation every other word?

Even my doc doesn't have a pill for your FUCKING GOUT-FILLED BALKAN INBRED CROOKED KIELBASA FINGERS. I can form more coherent sentences by typing with my nutsack. You seem like a nice guy, but get it together you lazy lazy ballbag!!

Ok :) nutsack. But i if i can't read i just skip text , but ok u wanna to have fun so there i guess u satisfy that desire with some and insult's , fine no problems , kind a use to it .If u have problems with few of my text sorry mate i m lazy and whatever u wrote ,but i m sure u can just find some force in u to skip it , young Padawan . Anyway are we going really buy fullback for 30 mill.pounds ?!!! Is that insane price for a fullback because i can't remember that much expensive fullback and there was bigger names then Luke Shaw .

[CTID Hants]

Nemanja Matic set for medical at Chelsea ahead of £21m return
Nemanja Matic will undergo a medical with Chelsea ahead of a proposed £21m return to the club.

The 25-year-old Benfica midfielder arrived in London from Lisbon on Tuesday night.
He is close to completing a move back to the club he left three years ago.

The Serb was valued at less than £5m in January 2011 when he left Stamford Bridge as a makeweight in the deal that saw defender David Luiz join Chelsea from Benfica.

Manager Jose Mourinho quickly identified the defensive midfielder as a key target on his return to Stamford Bridge and the club have no issue with re-signing a player they previously let go.

Chelsea will offset the cost of signing Matic with the £16m they will receive from the sale of Kevin De Bruyne to Wolfsburg.

Matic joined Chelsea from Slovakian club MFK Kosice on a four-year deal for £1.5m in 2009.

He made two substitute appearances in the Premier League and was an unused substitute in Chelsea's 1-0 win over Portsmouth in the FA Cup final in 2010.

Matic joined Vitesse Arnhem on loan for the season in August 2010 before moving to Portugal as part of the Luiz transfer in February 2011. (Taken from the BBC)

Makes you wonder if there is any truth in the De-Jong return rumours?

[Benjay]

Seeing as Southampton have pressed the self destruct button I would say that if we are interested in Luke Shaw now might be a good time to bid.

[nottsblue]

Is this Shaw lad really any better than Kola. Or Clichy for that matter. He can only have played 30 games tops. Hardly the basis for a multi million pound signing.

I suspect this story has come out of Southampton. They are in disarray and suspect they are talking up the lad in the hope to sell him, pocket a few quid before fucking off back to Italy

[Benjay]

I think he's one for the future. Rather like Bale was for Spurs when they signed him. Kolo is playing well. Remains to be seen if he is a long term option