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Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:17 pm
by DoomMerchant
Dameerto wrote:I think people are just bored to tears with the whole saga mate, and would rather carry on as normal unless/until something actually happens.


same. i could give two fucks about the kid right now tbh. He's a Wolfsburg player. Let him fucking play and let the Bundesliga have their little bullshit victory vs the Evil Rich Premiership.

It just makes me salivate to get a German club in the CL group and fucking thrash them into oblivion. Cunts.

cheers

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:23 pm
by DoomMerchant
sheblue wrote:Hope Mario gets his act together. But cant really see it happening.


allegedly, Milan want to take the rock n rolla out of Mario, which i feel is foolish and a dispiriting move to the man....they've inserted some clause in his loan agreement, according to what i paste below from some italian paper:

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Balotelli will have his Twitter, Facebook and Instagram posts closely monitored and he will be banned from extravagant hairstyles and clothing; from smoking; visiting night clubs; and must turn up on time from training.

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:26 pm
by Saul Goodman
blues2win wrote:Di Marzio says PSG have pretty well done the deal with Monaco for Kurzawa so that almost certainly settles the fact that we're not going to buy a left back this window.

Monaco just loaned Coentrao from Madrid so i guess Kurzawa is off

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:38 pm
by clippo22
DoomMerchant wrote:
sheblue wrote:Hope Mario gets his act together. But cant really see it happening.


allegedly, Milan want to take the rock n rolla out of Mario, which i feel is foolish and a dispiriting move to the man....they've inserted some clause in his loan agreement, according to what i paste below from some italian paper:

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Balotelli will have his Twitter, Facebook and Instagram posts closely monitored and he will be banned from extravagant hairstyles and clothing; from smoking; visiting night clubs; and must turn up on time from training.


Apart from the hairstyles and clothing, is that not what you would expect anyway from a footballer?

When will they learn though? You don't try and contain the Mario! You let him light fireworks in his bathroom and the next day score 2 in the Derby as you destroy Fergiscum on his own turf!

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:44 pm
by zuricity
Hazy2 wrote:Not convinced by our chase of KDB. 200 grand a week and he sits on his hands.


It would be good to screw Bayern over this.

If Bayern agree a fee to take him next season. It will be high and we've pushed his value up. Even though he clearly isn't worth it.

Puts pressure on the player now to perform all the time.

No hiding place now for De Bruyne this season.

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:14 pm
by DoomMerchant
zuricity wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:Not convinced by our chase of KDB. 200 grand a week and he sits on his hands.


It would be good to screw Bayern over this.

If Bayern agree a fee to take him next season. It will be high and we've pushed his value up. Even though he clearly isn't worth it.

Puts pressure on the player now to perform all the time.

No hiding place now for De Bruyne this season.


i wouldn't really agree that he isn't worth whatever fee he commands. I think that's wide of the mark. He could underwhelm, but i think he's as capable as James, or Suarez in impacting a team.

cheers

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:21 pm
by kinkylola
DoomMerchant wrote:
zuricity wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:Not convinced by our chase of KDB. 200 grand a week and he sits on his hands.


It would be good to screw Bayern over this.

If Bayern agree a fee to take him next season. It will be high and we've pushed his value up. Even though he clearly isn't worth it.

Puts pressure on the player now to perform all the time.

No hiding place now for De Bruyne this season.


i wouldn't really agree that he isn't worth whatever fee he commands. I think that's wide of the mark. He could underwhelm, but i think he's as capable as James, or Suarez in impacting a team.

cheers


This transfer debacle hasn't just been boring, it's completely unprofessional. And once again it's not our fault, but we're the ones who will have our names dragged through the dirt over the handling / pursuit. I agree that he is worth it, and would be a huge addition to our club. Is he "necessary?" In a sense no, we've won the league without him an a weaker team that we have now ... but he is necessary as a statement of intent and solidifying the future and our continued success going forward.

To Zuri's point, I agree, I'd love to screw over Bayern in this, but I can't see them paying a ridiculous fee. They'll have a lower fee and allow him to remain at Wolfsburg for another year. Our bid really doesn't impact that, and I think that for whatever rivalry they have, The bundesliga is a bit of an old boys club and they'll much prefer doing business with Bayern than us. Now the reported ridiculous PSG offer could impact Bayerns interest / result ... but i'm not sure it isn't just being laughed at for how ridiculous it is.

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:24 pm
by Hazy2
He will be on the pitch Saturday ....

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:30 pm
by zuricity
Hazy2 wrote:He will be on the pitch Saturday ....


On the bench. Never change a winning team.

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:07 pm
by Hazy2
zuricity wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:He will be on the pitch Saturday ....


On the bench. Never change a winning team.


I was thinking more of a trot on and say hello.

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:14 pm
by CTID Hants
Hazy2 wrote:
I was thinking more of the trots


Balti pie??

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:20 pm
by Hazy2
Deal done according to a lot of German ITK

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 9:14 pm
by ruralblue
Hazy2 wrote:
zuricity wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:He will be on the pitch Saturday ....


On the bench. Never change a winning team.


I was thinking more of a trot on and say hello.


Nostrodamus here as already predicted what will happen Saturday. The headache will be finally over early tomorrow. He will start. Jesus will have a niggle in training Friday and he will score the opener on 3 minutes. The game will end 4 - 0 and Sergio will perform open heart surgery in the centre circle on a ball boy while the game plays on around him.

Oh...... Ginger Kev will also score the third and fourth goal. The second will bounce in off Kompany's head from within our own half.

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 9:26 pm
by Original Dub
ruralblue wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:
zuricity wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:He will be on the pitch Saturday ....


On the bench. Never change a winning team.


I was thinking more of a trot on and say hello.


Nostrodamus here as already predicted what will happen Saturday. The headache will be finally over early tomorrow. He will start. Jesus will have a niggle in training Friday and he will score the opener on 3 minutes. The game will end 4 - 0 and Sergio will perform open heart surgery in the centre circle on a ball boy while the game plays on around him.

Oh...... Ginger Kev will also score the third and fourth goal. The second will bounce in off Kompany's head from within our own half.


Surely you could have given us all of the above using a YouTube video?

This is highly unprofessional for an ITK God.

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 9:35 pm
by ruralblue
OD I did once ask Slim how to put up You Tube videos, pictures and the like but his answer was not in Yorkshire. I did not understand.

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 12:43 am
by phips
Hazy2 wrote:Deal done according to a lot of German ITK

is he on Blue Moon? Blue Moon ITKs are the only ones i believe.

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:29 am
by PrezIke
Well The Guardian reported we agreed to a fee of 54m + 4m in add ons, he's then expected to fly to England for a medical Thursday and will be announced as a City player on Friday.

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 7:43 am
by Original Dub
phips wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:Deal done according to a lot of German ITK

is he on Blue Moon? Blue Moon ITKs are the only ones i believe.


That doesn't surprise me one little bit.

And you forgot to add the sun, the star and the mirror...

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 8:51 am
by Slim

Re: Summer transfer thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:41 am
by South Stand Balti
Hazy2 wrote:Deal done according to a lot of German ITK

Deal done according to German Sky but they are notorious for not having a clue. They are as respected for accurate transfer reporting as the Sun is. The clubs have not even agreed a fee so he won't be signing this side of the weekend, if at all.