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Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 5:15 pm
by ruralblue
Fuck being ok! That is so April.

Are you fuckers all ALERT!?

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 5:28 pm
by Paul68
ruralblue wrote:Fuck being ok! That is so April.

Are you fuckers all ALERT!?


Yep
Our country needs lerts

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 5:43 pm
by City64
ALERT to the copious amounts of bullshit that comes out of the UKs prime minister,s and all his ministers gob,s on a daily basis !

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 5:55 pm
by Hutch's Shoulder
I have a problem with 'stay alert' - it applies you were alert in the first place, and after 7 weeks in lockdown, i don't think i am!

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 5:59 pm
by nottsblue
ruralblue wrote:Fuck being ok! That is so April.

Are you fuckers all ALERT!?

Might get myself a t shirt with I’ve got Corona on the front and it’s ok, I’m Alert on the back

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 6:20 pm
by zuricity
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:I have a problem with 'stay alert' - it applies you were alert in the first place, and after 7 weeks in lockdown, i don't think i am!


Stay Alert, Your Country needs Lerts.

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2020 8:42 pm
by Beefymcfc
Still alert.

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2020 10:32 pm
by Bluemoon4610
Beefymcfc wrote:Still alert.

I've been a lert for years :lol:

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2020 4:52 pm
by Beefymcfc
Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Still alert.

I've been a lert for years :lol:

Pervert!

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2020 6:05 pm
by Bluemoon4610
Beefymcfc wrote:
Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Still alert.

I've been a lert for years :lol:

Pervert!

You know me so well :lol: :lol: :roll:

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2020 7:14 pm
by nottsblue
Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Still alert.

I've been a lert for years :lol:

Pervert!

You know me so well :lol: :lol: :roll:

I’m just glad there are still a few of us still around! :lol :lol:

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2020 8:30 pm
by ruralblue
nottsblue wrote:
Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Still alert.

I've been a lert for years :lol:

Pervert!

You know me so well :lol: :lol: :roll:

I’m just glad there are still a few of us still around! :lol :lol:


Rules were relaxed for you Doggers on Wednesday. You can meet but you have to be either side of a park bench.

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 5:13 am
by carl_feedthegoat
My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 5:59 am
by Redna
carl_feedthegoat wrote:My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.

Don´t you just love these autonomous vehicles. You never know what they are up to do you?

CTID!!

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 9:14 am
by carl_feedthegoat
Redna wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.

Don´t you just love these autonomous vehicles. You never know what they are up to do you?

CTID!!


She stayed at her mates place last night ,,,,,,probably best.

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 9:20 am
by Wooders
carl_feedthegoat wrote:My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.


I remember a mate at work got himself a Porsche out of some inheritance and foolishly let his missus drive it to a night out a few days after he got it and she wrote it off - they’re not together anymore

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 12:57 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Wooders wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.


I remember a mate at work got himself a Porsche out of some inheritance and foolishly let his missus drive it to a night out a few days after he got it and she wrote it off - they’re not together anymore


I'm about to trade in my car for the Mustang ecoboost premium 2019..she had the fuckign nerve to ask me if this accident means she wont be allowed to drive it !!!!

And to think, they want equal fucking pay !!

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 1:17 pm
by City64
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Wooders wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.


I remember a mate at work got himself a Porsche out of some inheritance and foolishly let his missus drive it to a night out a few days after he got it and she wrote it off - they’re not together anymore


I'm about to trade in my car for the Mustang ecoboost premium 2019..she had the fuckign nerve to ask me if this accident means she wont be allowed to drive it !!!!

And to think, they want equal fucking pay !!

I blame them fucking pot holes in the Caribbean ......

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 1:27 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
City64 wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Wooders wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.


I remember a mate at work got himself a Porsche out of some inheritance and foolishly let his missus drive it to a night out a few days after he got it and she wrote it off - they’re not together anymore


I'm about to trade in my car for the Mustang ecoboost premium 2019..she had the fuckign nerve to ask me if this accident means she wont be allowed to drive it !!!!

And to think, they want equal fucking pay !!

I blame them fucking pot holes in the Caribbean ......


She would certainly find the only fuckign pot hole for on a road.

Re: Are you ok & ALERT! hahaha!

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 8:16 pm
by zuricity
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Wooders wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:My GF smashed my car yesterday...it apparently hit the motorway side railing by itself.

Lovely.


I remember a mate at work got himself a Porsche out of some inheritance and foolishly let his missus drive it to a night out a few days after he got it and she wrote it off - they’re not together anymore


I'm about to trade in my car for the Mustang ecoboost premium 2019..she had the fuckign nerve to ask me if this accident means she wont be allowed to drive it !!!!

And to think, they want equal fucking pay !!


i recommended a good car to CITD Hants in the Holidays chst on the Fez and Nip Carl . Don't waste yout time with US metal , get the real stuff .