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Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
What pace?

I believe Jesus can run very fast.

Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
What pace?

I believe Jesus can run very fast.

Roger i don't think Antti believes in Jesus.

gillie wrote:

Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
What pace?

I believe Jesus can run very fast.

Roger i don't think Antti believes in Jesus.

HAHA

Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
What pace?

I believe Jesus can run very fast.

And Sergio aint no fuclin slouch either mate!!!

Burt wrote:
And Sergio aint no fuclin slouch either mate!!!

He doean't run away from defenders though. Not that quick .

Not that fast Roger...the fuclin Romans in full uniform still caught him.

It made him very cross.

london blue 2 wrote:

Dameerto wrote:

Beefymcfc wrote:David Silva has been smashed just because he's dared to puh himself forward. He comes back hungver and some see him as impedance.

He's an asset, he's ace, and does things that we shouldn't really slam.

Fuck Isco, he's not ours.

watt?

Ohm my god

Ha ha ha, I think it was a mistake to login last night ;-)

john68 wrote:Not that fast Roger...the fuclin Romans in full uniform still caught him.

It made him very cross.

i want to see Jesus in like some assassin's creed garb....with a "No one can save you now..." caption.

Gillie?

cheers

Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:I'm confident Silva will look a better player in a side that finally has some pace upfront. As a midfielder it's so much easier to release quick players. I have high hopes for Big Dave again this season.

The pace also stops sides pushing up. They'll drop off to stop him getting in behind which means an extra few yds for Silva to operate in.

We still need to find a way through the packed defences though. Maybe Jesus' crosses will be our saviour.

I'm here all week

Worst of it is i understood it perfectly last night, i need help!

Blue Since 76 wrote:
The pace also stops sides pushing up. They'll drop off to stop him getting in behind which means an extra few yds for Silva to operate in.

We still need to find a way through the packed defences though. Maybe Jesus' crosses will be our saviour.

I'm here all week

Fucking hell, you'll get crucified for that on here!

DoomMerchant wrote:

john68 wrote:Not that fast Roger...the fuclin Romans in full uniform still caught him.

It made him very cross.

i want to see Jesus in like some assassin's creed garb....with a "No one can save you now..." caption.

Gillie?

cheers

A very quick effort for you Mike

Navas the bobblehead.

Slim wrote:Navas the bobblehead.

I did say it was a very quick effort mate.

gillie wrote:

Slim wrote:Navas the bobblehead.

I did say it was a very quick effort mate.

Well he can sit on my dash and I'll call him my saviour, if only he had some sort of holy name.

Slim wrote:
Well he can sit on my dash and I'll call him my saviour, if only he had some sort of holy name.

Fag

Original Dub wrote:

Slim wrote:
Well he can sit on my dash and I'll call him my saviour, if only he had some sort of holy name.

Fag

Fag Navas?

Blue Since 76 wrote:

Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:I'm confident Silva will look a better player in a side that finally has some pace upfront. As a midfielder it's so much easier to release quick players. I have high hopes for Big Dave again this season.

The pace also stops sides pushing up. They'll drop off to stop him getting in behind which means an extra few yds for Silva to operate in.

We still need to find a way through the packed defences though. Maybe Jesus' crosses will be our saviour.

I'm here all week

Packed defences.. hmm lets ask Carl. What are the military strategies for getting into a well defended fortress?

- sneak special forces in ( camouflage required ) - we could wear the oppos kit?
- heavy bombardment ( put the midfield in defence and send all the defenders up into the oppos box and cross, cross and cross ).
- look for a weak back door ( tried that like barca, oppos are wise to it ).
- battering ram ( ok this my fav. Yaya to charge and two players follow him in on either shoulder with two more further off them, all hell breaks loose and the ball spills to one of the four followers, who crack it at goal or quick pass out. With so many defenders tied up trying to bring Yaya and his crew down the rest of the area is practically empty).

I'm sure we can think of some more

dario2739 wrote:

Blue Since 76 wrote:
The pace also stops sides pushing up. They'll drop off to stop him getting in behind which means an extra few yds for Silva to operate in.
We still need to find a way through the packed defences though. Maybe Jesus' crosses will be our saviour.
I'm here all week

Fucking hell, you'll get crucified for that on here!

God, i cant wait for the season to start. these Jesus jokes are great.

phips wrote:

dario2739 wrote:

Blue Since 76 wrote:
The pace also stops sides pushing up. They'll drop off to stop him getting in behind which means an extra few yds for Silva to operate in.
We still need to find a way through the packed defences though. Maybe Jesus' crosses will be our saviour.
I'm here all week

Fucking hell, you'll get crucified for that on here!

God, i cant wait for the season to start. these Jesus jokes are great.

Rumour is the rags are desperately searching for a player called Judas in order to counter the threat Jesus poses, I wonder if Sol Campbell is still available.