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Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 10:52 am
by Nigels Tackle
Mase wrote:
patrickblue wrote:Also lots of headlines along the lines of,

Bailly: I snubbed Man City in favour of Man Utd move.

Best start the snubbometer thread again.


I've never heard of the prick.


he's been part of a defence that's conceded 6 goals in 2 games.

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 11:35 am
by nottsblue
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Mase wrote:
patrickblue wrote:Also lots of headlines along the lines of,

Bailly: I snubbed Man City in favour of Man Utd move.

Best start the snubbometer thread again.


I've never heard of the prick.


he's been part of a defence that's conceded 6 goals in 2 games.

But Zlatan has said "something big" will happen at the rags this season.

My initial thought was Shrek would get injured and eat his way to 17 stones

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 11:57 am
by Mase
nottsblue wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Mase wrote:
patrickblue wrote:Also lots of headlines along the lines of,

Bailly: I snubbed Man City in favour of Man Utd move.

Best start the snubbometer thread again.


I've never heard of the prick.


he's been part of a defence that's conceded 6 goals in 2 games.

But Zlatan has said "something big" will happen at the rags this season.

My initial thought was Shrek would get injured and eat his way to 17 stones


He's going to lose weight?!

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 1:10 pm
by Tokyo Blue
nottsblue wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Mase wrote:
patrickblue wrote:Also lots of headlines along the lines of,

Bailly: I snubbed Man City in favour of Man Utd move.

Best start the snubbometer thread again.


I've never heard of the prick.


he's been part of a defence that's conceded 6 goals in 2 games.

But Zlatan has said "something big" will happen at the rags this season.

My initial thought was Shrek would get injured and eat his way to 17 stones

Match-fixing scandal?

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 2:25 pm
by nottsblue
Tokyo Blue wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Mase wrote:
patrickblue wrote:Also lots of headlines along the lines of,

Bailly: I snubbed Man City in favour of Man Utd move.

Best start the snubbometer thread again.


I've never heard of the prick.


he's been part of a defence that's conceded 6 goals in 2 games.

But Zlatan has said "something big" will happen at the rags this season.

My initial thought was Shrek would get injured and eat his way to 17 stones

Match-fixing scandal?

On reflection it will probably be the fallout from a meltdown from Mourinho

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 2:42 pm
by Tokyo Blue
nottsblue wrote:
Tokyo Blue wrote:
nottsblue wrote:But Zlatan has said "something big" will happen at the rags this season.

My initial thought was Shrek would get injured and eat his way to 17 stones

Match-fixing scandal?

On reflection it will probably be the fallout from a meltdown from Mourinho


Aye, if he leaves them half-way through the season fifth from bottom like he did his last club, it'd do for me.

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 5:22 pm
by Dameerto
Zlatan had a vision, unfortunately fate was taking the piss and showed him the 'goals conceded' total for a laugh.

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 6:41 pm
by Wonderwall
patrickblue wrote:Also lots of headlines along the lines of,

Bailly: I snubbed Man City in favour of Man Utd move.

Best start the snubbometer thread again.



I like the fact that he spoke to yaya toure = Manchester city bid for him. What a load of BS

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 4:46 am
by john@staustell
Wasn't there a crappy American so-called comedy film once called "something big"?

Everyone getting all excited about what turned out to be nothing

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 5:35 am
by Slim
Wonderwall wrote:
patrickblue wrote:Also lots of headlines along the lines of,

Bailly: I snubbed Man City in favour of Man Utd move.

Best start the snubbometer thread again.



I like the fact that he spoke to yaya toure = Manchester city bid for him. What a load of BS


He refers to Yaya as the second manager as well, wtf is that?

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:15 am
by john@staustell
Had a close look at that Beckscum advert for Sky Sports - normally my brain just switches off when I see him. That is just so biased, I feel an e-mail coming on.

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:34 am
by sidSmith
Loving the wank fest over the shinned into the floor bicycle kick.

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:46 am
by john@staustell
Dear SKY Sports

I see your editorial bias has reached new levels with this new self-advert for SS football, starring David Beckham who, I understand, was once a football star. Some time ago.

Lets show lots of nice happy United fans. Then, I know, great idea, lets go to a run-down, terraced part of Manchester, watch an alleged family of City fans just as a goal goes in United v City "...and Rashford makes it 5'.

Ho ho ho very funny, great laugh. Like watching MUTV.

I supposed one day this inherent United culture and bias will have wormed it's way through and out of SKY. If only I live long enough.

John, St Austell

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:10 am
by Slim
Also had the kid wearing last season's kit with 16 on the back of it, Aguero switched to 10.

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 7:15 pm
by nottsblue
sidSmith wrote:Loving the wank fest over the shinned into the floor bicycle kick.

Yep. Just like Shreks shinned flukey overhead kick in the derby a few years ago that has somehow been deemed the greatest goal in the PL era. He mistimed the fucking thing FFS and got lucky

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 7:22 pm
by patrickblue
nottsblue wrote:
sidSmith wrote:Loving the wank fest over the shinned into the floor bicycle kick.

Yep. Just like Shreks shinned flukey overhead kick in the derby a few years ago that has somehow been deemed the greatest goal in the PL era. He mistimed the fucking thing FFS and got lucky


TBH, anyone who's ever played football knows an overhead kick is largely dependant on luck.
Shows the type of audience SS are aiming at.

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:00 pm
by Original Dub
Ssn presenter right now....

"City's spending has now gone beyond ONE HUNDRED MILLLLLLLLLION!!!!
Find out why after the break".

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:26 pm
by Mase
Original Dub wrote:Ssn presenter right now....

"City's spending has now gone beyond ONE HUNDRED MILLLLLLLLLION!!!!
Find out why after the break".


Most articles add 'City have now spent over £100 million' to the end of everyone I've read so far. Pricks!

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:38 pm
by carolina-blue
You would think with all the Exciting talent we have bought over the last few years , from all corners of the the world . Giving the P Lthe chance to sell ThemSelves As the best league in the world they would put a word in about the amount of shit we get
Wankers

Re: Football Media

PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:11 pm
by Beefymcfc
This season is reserved for the Rags, if that isn't always the plan. The planets have aligned for Sky/BT and the PL and with the Rags getting Maureen, Taggarts wanted man, I think the ref's will be back under orders from Worm Riley.

Taggart couldn't have anybody continuing to win after he left, that'd spoil his image.