Non-City Wishlist

[Alioune DVToure]

As the season draws to a close, what do people want to see happen that has nothing to do with City?

I'd like to see...

- Newcastle qualify for Europe;
- Blackburn survive;
- Rochdale stay in League One;
- Real Valladolid get promoted.

[Douglas Higginbottom]

Nobody wins the FA Cup so we keep it for another year
West Ham don't get promoted
Both Sheffield teams get promoted
Spurs finish 5th
Hoddle manages England in the euros

[Sideshow Bob]

As the season draws to a close, what do people want to see happen that has nothing to do with City?

I'd like to see...

- Newcastle qualify for Europe;
- Blackburn survive;
- Rochdale stay in League One;
- Real Valladolid get promoted.

- spuds fall to 5th
- hughes for the drop.
- red dippers to finish in 10th

[PeterParker]

Hmmm, good one.

Forest to stay in the league
To see Barcelona - Real in the Chumps Final, or Bayern to lose it in front of their fans
Villa to sack that clown of a manager
And a good Euro.

+

What i wish every season. Maybe a heart attack for Taggart, while he talks with Webb,Clatte,etc.

[CityGer]

Good thread.

Agree with these so far.

Spurs finish 5th
Hoddle manages England in the euros
Blackburn survive

Others

QPR go down.
Liverpool fail to win the FA Cup and finish outside the top six.
Wigan survive. Can't put my finger on why but there's something likeable about Martinez.

[Alioune DVToure]

The only problem with Spurs finishing 5th is the probability of Chavski finishing 4th. I don't like either club, but it'd be nice to see the apple cart upset. And need I remind anyone of Ashley Cole's 'Thursday night/Channel 5' jibe? The horrid cunt.

[craigmcfc]

Huddersfield get promoted to the Championship and FC Halifax Town get promoted to the Blue Square Conference.

Both a possibility, though more likely to see just one or neither

[carl_feedthegoat]

Drunken Tramp dies asap.
Scum come second.
QPR and Wigan get relegated.
Moyes Dies.
Camel lip dies.
Spuds come 5th
Bindippers lose every match and KK resigns.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Drunken Tramp dies asap.
Scum come second.
QPR and Wigan get relegated.
Moyes Dies.
Camel lip dies.
Spuds come 5th
Bindippers lose every match and KK resigns.

Excellent wishlist all round.

The only addition I might make is for West Ham to miss out on promotion and Fat Sam to get sacked for his failure.

[ashton287]

Shrek, taggart, wio, evra, Hernandez, ginge and jones all fucking dying.
Newcastle getting 4th.
Wigan getting relegated.
Everton going into administration and folding forever.
Chelsea appointing another 10million a year manager and flopping again every season until roman does one.
Steve kean getting sacked for blackburns sake.
Wenger finishing above taggart next season if wish number 1 doesn't come true.
England team getting a new manager and him picking a fresh squad and scrapping all the fucking waste mans that have bottled it over and over again.

[phips]

QPR, Wolves, and Blackburn get relegated
Bayern win CL

[Wooders]

I'm really rooting for man utd to come 2nd in the league

[Bridge'srightfoot]

Would actually like to see Chelsea win the CL.

[1950]

- Spurs finish 5th

- Newcastle finish 4th

- Bolton win the FA Cup

- Ferguson getting chained up in a pool, conscious, with a baited hook attached to his vagina & faced with a dozen starved goliath tiger fish

- Rummenigge getting kidnapped & buried alive in some desert

- Platini choking on a frog

- Dalglish never to retire, so the scouse teams can fight over 7th/8th place forever

[BobbyJ1956]

At least two of Blackburn, Wigan, and Bolton to stay up, for the Lancashire derbies.
Torquay to get promoted.
Macclesfield and Plymouth (for the Allison associations) to stay in the league.
Chelsea for the FA Cup, because the others would be so much worse.

[Im_Spartacus]

At least two of Blackburn, Wigan, and Bolton to stay up, for the Lancashire derbies.
Torquay to get promoted.
Macclesfield and Plymouth (for the Allison associations) to stay in the league.
Chelsea for the FA Cup, because the others would be so much worse.

I cant back the "lancashire derbys" aspect. Neither of hose clubs have even half filled their allocation at ours for years. Shit clubs, worse fans

[BobbyJ1956]

At least two of Blackburn, Wigan, and Bolton to stay up, for the Lancashire derbies.
Torquay to get promoted.
Macclesfield and Plymouth (for the Allison associations) to stay in the league.
Chelsea for the FA Cup, because the others would be so much worse.

I cant back the "lancashire derbys" aspect. Neither of hose clubs have even half filled their allocation at ours for years. Shit clubs, worse fans

Easy wins, easy travel to their grounds, Holland's pies sold in all three places, and who wants lots of away fans at City? Good reasons to want them to stay up.

[Swales4ever]

Berluskoni to have an heart failure and die when shaggin Alan Hansen, who then is diagnosed HIV
Juventus not to win league and fuck all in general
Forrest and Wigan to survive
Spuds to fall 5th
Camel gob being found with a centner of steroids, then jailed with talibans and raped
King Kenny to pen a life long deal with Scouse1
Cold fusion successfully experimented in Burkina Faso

[Alioune DVToure]

- Spurs finish 5th

- Newcastle finish 4th

- Bolton win the FA Cup

[highlight]- Ferguson getting chained up in a pool, conscious, with a baited hook attached to his vagina & faced with a dozen starved goliath tiger fish[/highlight]

- Rummenigge getting kidnapped & buried alive in some desert

- Platini choking on a frog

- Dalglish never to retire, so the scouse teams can fight over 7th/8th place forever

I think you've succeeded in blurring the line between football enmity and dangerous, piscine, gender-bending, masochistic sexual fantasy there. If that's what you set out to do, one can only applaud the result.

[Fidel Castro]

Ferguson to die
Shrek to be found guilty of being a paedo
Wio to get aids
Something bad to happen to Netenyahu and Obomber, probably death