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Postby Nigels Tackle » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:44 am

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Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:38 am

Wanted one last shag. It happens. I’d be furious with the bitch that took a couple of grand then grassed me up.
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Postby nottsblue » Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:45 am

What a dickhead. A fool and his money are soon parted though
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Postby Mase » Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:34 am

What a bellend.

And is that bird thick as fuck? She’s just grassed herself up. At least he didn’t leave his home, but she’s openly admitted to getting in a taxi and going to his. Hope she does jail time.
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Postby Bear60 » Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:01 am

Fucking idiot
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Postby sheblue » Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:09 am

Never struck me as being the cleverest.
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Postby Green & Blue » Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:27 am

Jesus she’s a rough looking head on her.
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Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:42 am

Pretty Boy Lee wrote:Wanted one last shag. It happens. I’d be furious with the bitch that took a couple of grand then grassed me up.


This is just how fuckign stupid these players are , why didn't they get them to hand in their cel phones before they entered the building !!???

They have talent for kicking a football, 100% its talent, but as far as intelligence goes most footballers get 1 out of 10.
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Postby salford city » Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:28 am

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Pretty Boy Lee wrote:Wanted one last shag. It happens. I’d be furious with the bitch that took a couple of grand then grassed me up.


This is just how fuckign stupid these players are , why didn't they get them to hand in their cel phones before they entered the building !!???

They have talent for kicking a football, 100% its talent, but as far as intelligence goes most footballers get 1 out of 10.


Most really don't give a fuck do they? Probably see it as a way of getting more of the same. Fucking knobs
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Postby PeterParker » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:09 am

He always was an idiot, to be fair.
There is a romanian saying: Pula nu stie carte. It translates ”The penis doesn't have education" more or less.

Funny, but I can't recall the last time I've saw an article like this with a rag or a scouse player.
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Postby Hazy2 » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:21 am

Football standards beggars belief. Sick of the cunts.
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Postby salford city » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:50 am

Hazy2 wrote:Football standards beggars belief. Sick of the cunts.


They don't live in the real world mate it's all there for most of these brain-dead fuckwits.
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Postby Simister » Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:00 am

Internal condoms eh?
Must have taken the Shine off it.
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Postby Hazy2 » Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:43 am

500 grand a month for 5-10 years. Insane that lucky cunts like this are not capable of thanking god for the talent they have and keeping the lucky as fuck heads down. Horrible for anyone connected to him to read. Scousers shit on the man in the street employees we shit on ourselves again.
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Postby Hazy2 » Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:43 am

500 grand a month for 5-10 years. Insane that lucky cunts like this are not capable of thanking god for the talent they have and keeping the lucky as fuck heads down. Horrible for anyone connected to him to read. Scousers shit on the man in the street employees we shit on ourselves again.
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Postby Dameerto » Sun Apr 05, 2020 1:59 pm

What I dont get is, why is he renting? (the apartment, not the hookers - I TOTALLY get that bit)
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Postby Mase » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:01 pm

Dameerto wrote:What I dont get is, why is he renting? (the apartment, not the hookers - I TOTALLY get that bit)


Most footballers rent. Makes no sense to buy a house in the North West for millions when he’ll be moving back to Sheffield in a couple of years.
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Postby Dameerto » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:10 pm

Mase wrote:
Dameerto wrote:What I dont get is, why is he renting? (the apartment, not the hookers - I TOTALLY get that bit)


Most footballers rent. Makes no sense to buy a house in the North West for millions when he’ll be moving back to Sheffield in a couple of years.

When you can afford a house at every club you play for, it would be an investment - maybe they feel they don't need to invest though.
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Postby Hazy2 » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:21 pm

Mase wrote:
Dameerto wrote:What I dont get is, why is he renting? (the apartment, not the hookers - I TOTALLY get that bit)


Most footballers rent. Makes no sense to buy a house in the North West for millions when he’ll be moving back to Sheffield in a couple of years.


Renting as kicked out of the family house around the corner.
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Postby Justified logic » Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:30 pm

Dameerto wrote:
Mase wrote:
Dameerto wrote:What I dont get is, why is he renting? (the apartment, not the hookers - I TOTALLY get that bit)


Most footballers rent. Makes no sense to buy a house in the North West for millions when he’ll be moving back to Sheffield in a couple of years.

When you can afford a house at every club you play for, it would be an investment - maybe they feel they don't need to invest though.

He's just not very bright.
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