Non-City Wishlist

[Goaters 103]

Sunderland to lose on Saturday
Arsenal to get beat on 08 April
Norwich to get beat on 14 April
Wolves to get nothing out of the game on 22 April
The scum to get thrashed on 30 April
Newcastle to lose their last home game of the season
QPR crash out of the league on the last game

You forgot WBA to lose on the 11th.

[BobbyJ1956]

"Tuesday's - A night of dirty shagging with Halle B
Wednesday's - A night of dirty shagging with Kylie
Thursday's - A night of dirty shagging with Elle McPherson
Friday's - A night of dirty shagging with Jessica Ennis
Saturday's - A night of dirty shagging with Natalie Gulbis, followed by a golf lesson
Sunday's - A night of dirty shagging with Beyonce
Monday's - A night of dirty shagging with the bird with great nips on Chinners b*ll*x followed by watching City humiliate the scum to win the league on the 30th April"

You lack imagination and a sense of priority. Try combining the women into two nights' activity and the rest of the time fantasize about 30th April.

[PeterParker]

Not to spoil the fun, but you do realise at how things are looking right now in the Premier, Newcastle will need almost sure point/s with us to finish 4th.

Other than that, i would like them in the Chumps as well.

[Dubciteh]

"Tuesday's - A night of dirty shagging with Halle B
Wednesday's - A night of dirty shagging with Kylie
Thursday's - A night of dirty shagging with Elle McPherson
Friday's - A night of dirty shagging with Jessica Ennis
Saturday's - A night of dirty shagging with Natalie Gulbis, followed by a golf lesson
Sunday's - A night of dirty shagging with Beyonce
Monday's - A night of dirty shagging with the bird with great nips on Chinners b*ll*x followed by watching City humiliate the scum to win the league on the 30th April"

You lack imagination and a sense of priority. Try combining the women into two nights' activity and the rest of the time fantasize about 30th April.

I thought i was the only who thought Jessica Ennis was a sexy bitch!

[Renato_CTID]

- AC Milan winnning 19° scudetto
- Saints coming back to Premier League
- Bayern losing the Champions League final in their own ground
- Brendan Rodgers becoming new coach of England

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

Leeds to miss the play offs and promotion again.
Terriers to get promoted with Sheff Wed whilst Blades miss out.
Rochdale to somehow find a way to stay up.
Hyde and Staly/Alty to get up too.
Bradford Park Avenue to gain promotion from the Northern Prem whilst F.C.Wish miss out.
Queen of the South to stay up.
Cardiff to miss out on promotion.
Donny Rovers to have a late dash to safety.
Macc and Plymouth to survive.

[Alioune DVToure]

Wish I'd never started this thread now. I've got so much blood on my hands!

[Bear60]

Manchester fucking united and all their glory hunting gobshite arrogant fans to Fuck off out of my life for good. I know its never going to happen but you did say Wishlist.

[littlebig]

Liverpoo fc to be disbanded by the UN for racism and incitement to extreme arrogance
Trannyboy to be sentenced to a merciless violation by a gang of angry monkeys (for being trannyboy)
Baconface to finally admit publicly that u*d are global market leaders in gayness

[Tokyo Blue]

Fleetwood to get promoted.
Rochdale and Bury to stay up.
Norwich and Swansea to finish above Liverpool and Everton.
Reading to get the runners-up spot behind Southampton and West Ham to win the playoffs (cos I remember walmai being a good lad plus it keeps dirty leeds down).
the filth to win nothing and Chelsea to win the champions league.
More money for smaller teams. Come on Premier League, you can afford it.
tottenham to win nothing and not make the champions league.
AS Nancy-Lorraine and Stade Brestois to stay in Ligue 1.
Jubilo Iwata to win the J-League, Emperor's Cup and Nabisco Cup treble, staying unbeaten in the process.
England to win the Euros (dream on) or at least to get into the last four.
Ched Evans to get 40 goals in one season.
that red twat that used to manage us, qpr and joey barton to get relegated at ours last game of the season (sorry swp).
Bolton to stay up cos I know a wanderers fan and I like him a lot.
UEFA's "Fair play" thing to get ditched.
karl-heinz rumenigge to get herpes off a blow-up doll of Franck Ribery.
steve bruce to never get another job in football ever.
bryan robson on the sex offenders list.
liverpool to keep dalglish and keep spunking their cash on average players.
david moyes to fuck off back to his underground lake.
Plymouth to stay up and Gillingham to squeak in to the playoffs (two more of my mates' teams).
Crawley to slide back down in to the abyss they climbed out of. Ditto mk dons.
Paul Dickov to make a comeback at Oldham and Uwe at Brentford.
phil dowd to spontaneously combust.

I can think of more if you give me ten minutes.

[chips]

Harry Redknapp jailed for tax evasion evasion.

That made me chuckle lol

[Swales4ever]

Wish I'd never started this thread now. I've got so much blood on my hands!

I was just foreshadowing your thought when I posted mine, while being on sniper's mood after reading the MUEN article on Robson bullshit.
You are (I'd better say look) such a sensible chap, Mate! irony or not...

lovely thread, btw

[Edd209]

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Newcastle get fourth
Spurs Chelskie Europa league
Good showing in the Euros
Bradford City to remain a league club
And some form of News of the world style rumble on The old drunk. Some kiddie fiddling accusation from 10 years ago with dodgy computer files and stuff of the like.
Twould be nice that!!

[dazby]

Rags to not win a game for the next 25 years

Deportivo La Coruna to get promoted

Chievo Verona to finish in the top half

A-League finals to be awesome with Eli Babajl playing a starring role and getting a good move to a European club. This guy will be at a top club within 4 years.

Aussie clubs to progress and prosper in the Asian Champions League.

[Tokyo Blue]

Aussie clubs to progress and prosper in the Asian Champions League.

Now you're just in Lalaland, Dazby. ;-)

[Nigels Tackle]

Rags to not win a game for the next 25 years

Deportivo La Coruna to get promoted

Chievo Verona to finish in the top half

A-League finals to be awesome with Eli Babajl playing a starring role and getting a good move to a European club. This guy will be at a top club within 4 years.

Aussie clubs to progress and prosper in the Asian Champions League.

6'4" striker who qualifies to play for bosnia according to wikipedia.

i hope the top club he comes to isn't us.

[dazby]

He's very Dzeko-esque. But he'll play for Australia. It will take him a couple of years to be anywhere near City quality. But he'll do well for himself, no doubt.

[Alioune DVToure]

Just to keep you all updated, NQDP had the good grace to contact me on facebook this morning and remind me that Norwich had won the required number of games for me to win our bet. He will duly be donating 10 English pounds, or the Lapland equivalent, to the Red Cross. So if you're hit by a natural disaster or some other humanitarian crisis in the next few weeks, you'll know which Finlander to thank.

Also, could someone please find and resurrect Slim's pre-season predictions thread? I want to see how shocking mine were. For starters, I think I tipped Wolves to be the biggest climbers!