City player locked up!

[Beeks]

My Mrs has just been given an asbo

The police say they are going to have to tag her

[dazby]

Slim, you are really giving me the hickory dickories in this thread. I think you should be sent back to the future.

[Bingo Lewis]

He'll do time for this. Hopefully the investigation will be accurist, as I would never guess a footballer would need to be involved in this. He'll have to Swatch out in future.

[Beefymcfc]

Cher said it best:

If I could turn back time,
Then I'd find a way,
To return all the watches that hurt me,
And I could stay.

[Ted Hughes]

He'll do time for this. Hopefully the investigation will be accurist, as I would never guess a footballer would need to be involved in this. He'll have to Swatch out in future.

Well any Citizen is innoccent til proven guilty although it could be some time before he's Omegain.

[The Man In Blue]

i think we should call time on this thread.







on seconds thought, lets keep it ticking over eh.

[Chad]

i think we should call time on this thread.







on seconds thought, lets keep it ticking over eh.

I sekonda that.

[Somerset Blue]

If he's convicted, his future doesn't look very Breitling.


Plenty more material here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_watch_manufactures

There's even one called 'Citizen' - anyone?

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

If he's convicted, his future doesn't look very Breitling.


Plenty more material here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_watch_manufactures

There's even one called 'Citizen' - anyone?

It was done hours ago. Keep up with the times.

[Slim]

If he's convicted, his future doesn't look very Breitling.


Plenty more material here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_watch_manufactures

There's even one called 'Citizen' - anyone?

It was done hours ago. Keep up with the times.

And that's a newspaper. You and lytham are shocking at this.

[frankie]

There's even one called 'Citizen' - anyone?

There is. I had a beauty from the Middle East in the 80's with the day and date in English/Arabic. I helped to carry a mate home pissed one night and it fell of my wrist and no bastard handed it it. I'd love to clock the swine who picked it up.

[Mase]

Do we know if he's going to do time yet or not?

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

I think it's time to call it a day for this timeless topic.

[GingeryBlue]

Time is ticking on this thread...I’m counting down as any minute now I believe the police will clock it and call time on these terrible jokes alarmingly quickly.

No doubt they’ll (ana)log all the comments digitally and ensure they display total objectivity when prosecuting.

On the other hand, they might have been watching for a while and actually think these gags are funny and timely.

Omeg (od)a it’s just gone quarzter past the hour and I only have a second to get to the jewellers.

I wrist my casio.

Seiko what I’ve done there?

[Ted Hughes]

I've run out of ideas, temporarily.

[Fidel Castro]

I bet he wishes he could turn back the hands of time

[Green & Blue]

Everything will be okay for him,time is a great healer

[Hazy]

he will be fine he has Sekondad the best legal advisors who are working around the clock.

[Ted Hughes]

Any updates on this or wil we have to wait til he appears on Crime-watch?

[Fidel Castro]

Starting to think this was all a load of bollocks. Sorry, no gag