FAO the attention off our club, I am really sorry that despite your efforts to foster better relations between our Manchester and Trafford clubs I simply cant comply.
Truth is I hate the cnuts based in Trafford, with a vengeance, I also hate their weird army of ginger Tom look-alike supporters in replica tops, I wouldn’t piss on a RAG if he was on fire, if I saw a RAG getting the shit kicked out of him on a dark night I would turn a blind eye, they are creepy looking fcukers the lot of them, no coincidence that every time there’s a serious crime usually involving kids, you see a bloke in a RAG top being accompanied from a house somewhere down South.