If You Could Change One Rule In Football...

[dazby]

For me they've already done it. The yellow card for simulation. Unfortunately, the refs aren't pulling it up as much as they should.

[blootoof]

Concrete pitches?

Might fuck your studs up, but it will stop the diving.

Or

Refs with tazers.

"You're not ten yards back"... *ZAP*

"Foul throw"... *ZAP*

"Rooney"...*ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP*..................

Anyone got the FA's email addy?

[Rag_hater]

Concrete pitches?

Might fuck your studs up, but it will stop the diving.

Or

Refs with tazers.

"You're not ten yards back"... *ZAP*

"Foul throw"... *ZAP*

"Rooney"...*ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP*..................

Anyone got the FA's email addy?

Superb idea.
Bit of electric cures most people.
Would prefer stun guns myself.Up close and personnel
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[razor400]

For me they've already done it. The yellow card for simulation. Unfortunately, the refs aren't pulling it up as much as they should.

I love the way they call it simulation, it makes me piss dunno why. I Probably should grow up at some stage.

[bobby brows]

what would it be and why?

Mine would be that if you injure a player so that he has to go off the pitch to have treatment, you have to go off for the same period of time. At the moment the team committing the offence gains the advantage because they get to play against 10 men for a while.

I'd like it so that a Physio could come on immediately without a signal from the ref so that play could carry on wilst receiving treatment

[Dameerto]

Concrete pitches?

Might fuck your studs up, but it will stop the diving.

Or

Refs with tazers.

"You're not ten yards back"... *ZAP*

"Foul throw"... *ZAP*

"Rooney"...*ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP*..................

Anyone got the FA's email addy?

I like that one - give them repeater tazers with a 10 yard range and they can test everyone in the wall

[Grob]

In knockout games, have the penelty shootout before the match and allow 1 extra substitution in extra time.

Would change the dynamics and psychology behind these games.

[Slim]

1. Sheparding: You can only shield a ball with your body once you have touched the ball.
2. Offside rule: All players are considered active, enough with this altering the fucking rule. Player offside? ITS OFFSIDE, seriously these are paid professionals, learn to play the fucking game.
3. Goal referees: Two extra assistants who's role it is to get a second view on penalty decisions and when the ball crosses/doesn't cross the line.
4. Diving: Can be retroactively banned from the game via video, same as a red 3 match ban.

But the one I would change is a bit indepth.
5. Red Cards: If a player is dismissed:
a. For a one match ban, he misses the next match against the same opposition.
b. For any longer ban, he misses the next match against the same opposition, the remainder of the ban to be served in the following fixtures from date of the incident.
c. If a match between the two opponents does not occur in the remainder of the current season and the entirety of the following season and has no reasonable assurance of occurring in the season following this period, the player shall miss the first relevant match of that season.
d. If the offending player injures another player during the incident and is deemed to be dangerous play, the offender shall serve a ban equal to the length of the injury, after which time they can begin serving their ban for the dismissal.

This surely lands itself as a legendary thread, and here is why. Apologies for quoting my own post, but there is a reason.

Now we all know bluemoon are thick as two short planks and the only way they have an original thought they flush down the drain once they stand up....at least we hope they flush. So they copied this thread HERE and this is a reply...

Mine would be that you're not considered to be in possession of the ball unless you've touched it.

That way shielding the ball out of play becomes obstruction. I'm all for allowing players to shield the ball out of play if you've touched it but grrrrr.

Now, not only does he copy my response, but the dozy cunt actually gets the intention wrong. Which sparks another thread on twatcafe HERE

I wish I could see where it went from there.

[lets all have a disco]

No ticket to a match over 20 pounds,EVER.

Obviously seasoncards are x19.

[Fish111]

I would change the points system:

Away win: 5 points
Home Win: 4 points
Score Draw: 2 points
Bore Draw: 1 point

I would also dock 20 points at the start of the season clubs that are named after cities they actually are not situated in.